Katherine Gorham

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Being a comedian is seriously so toxic I used to get high to relax now I get high to have brilliant ideas 🤮🤮🤮

Being an aunt is amazing. Have you ever had someone brush your teeth through the phone??? Immersive mixed media performance art

You know you're sick when you can't tell you're hungry until you're drinking tea and you're like, "man, this is good, but I wish it was like, full of peanut butter."

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One of my preschoolers just said "guys this hand sanitizer smells so good" and they all agreed, absolutely cannot wait for this generation to start drinking.

Lease is up soon what do you think my landlord will do? Probably make my place cheaper because I'm great and he's in the landlording business to meet great people right??

Why doesn't Google maps tell me which end of the train to get on

"the gender roles are so outdated" -me watching a film set in 14th century France

I had to start dating girls because I was tired of the people I dated telling me my music was too sad

I just heard a girl on the L train blame her food poisoning symptoms on the planets and that girl was me

I'm gen z sober: no drugs no alcohol as much TikTok as I want

The feminine urge to get sooooo high at the airport :/

Had the classic home town experience at last: ran into my high school boyfriend while filling up a tube of spit to send to a lab. He shows me pictures of his baby. I wonder if including phlegm will make the test more or less accurate. He asks if I am "still an actress." I say yes