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James

@snazzaretti

but not too snazzy that it makes anyone uncomfortable

Joined January 2015
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No way this guy could've stopped 9/11
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We made an app that pairs you with the politician that has the exact opposite views as you
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these guys hate AI.
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UBER CIGS!!!
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Technically it's Frankenstein's monster cock
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Ribbed for her pleasure
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A jury of MY peers??? SCOUNDRELS! THEIVES! LIARS!
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Wife: i want a divorce Me: you’re killing me smalls!
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At the Blink Fitness and all there big boys are worried about their gains. But not me - I'm in the bathroom shitting my fucking brains out
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Apples to apples dust to dust
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Everyone posting hot AI art of themselves when I know your real face is just asymmetrical flesh and stupid little bones
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I want an app like grindr but just for dudes that wanna get drunk and die
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I UNFOLLOWED BARACK OBAMA
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During the Cha Cha Slide, free will is briefly given during the "cha cha real smooth" section. However it is again ripped away when we "turn it out"
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My butcher has been declining in quality lately. I had a dream where I confronted him about it and it escalated to a screaming match. I woke up sweating, anxious, shaking, erect, and most of all HUNGRY
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My Twitter strategy is foolproof: I tweet once ever two months and it's usually BAD
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"Cigarette" would be a great name for a baby. It's cute, fun to say, shortens to "cig" easily. I'm going to name my child cigarette
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Imagine being a horse and they kill you to make glue and then name it after gorillas. I'd be pissed!
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