me: glioblastoma would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
my neurologist: i need your verbal confirmation that you understand what I’m saying
amanda retweeted
I used to say Busch Gardens Tampa, but they've taken such a nosedive in quality in recent years. The rides are still fantastic, but all the other stuff that used to make it special has fallen by the wayside.
Not sure I've got a better answer though. Will have to think about it.
the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you is to be at your partner’s family’s home and then have to pee and then HAVE TO PEE AGAIN
the gasp I just let out… im crying
Replying to @hannahcrileyy
We’re home and my mom is feeding her apple and she’s drinking and wagging her tail guys I am in shock I’m so so so so so happy
“but doctor,” the man said with tears in his eyes, “I fucked pagliacci’s wife and now he’s really mad at me”














