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in my joan of arc era (bangs, hearing voices)
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stick my fork in an outlet this is my last resort
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me: glioblastoma would be a beautiful name for a baby girl my neurologist: i need your verbal confirmation that you understand what I’m saying
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toynbee tile at 43rd and 3rd nyc 10/31/2024
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there's probably a pdf out there that would change your whole life
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there's probably a pdf out there that would change your whole life
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okay :)
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but you’re not ready to hear this
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this is what they make me wear at work
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every potato chip is homemade when you live in the lays factory!
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if I was a star trek tng account I would tweet this pic with the caption “riker”
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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the funniest thing about being a lesbian in your thirties is that probably four times a year you go into your phone to change a contact from "amanda" to the name of a man who could have died in a wwi trench.
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I used to say Busch Gardens Tampa, but they've taken such a nosedive in quality in recent years. The rides are still fantastic, but all the other stuff that used to make it special has fallen by the wayside. Not sure I've got a better answer though. Will have to think about it.
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the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you is to be at your partner’s family’s home and then have to pee and then HAVE TO PEE AGAIN
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the gasp I just let out… im crying
Replying to @hannahcrileyy
We’re home and my mom is feeding her apple and she’s drinking and wagging her tail guys I am in shock I’m so so so so so happy
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“but doctor,” the man said with tears in his eyes, “I fucked pagliacci’s wife and now he’s really mad at me”
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my birthday is in 4 days and all I got is AARGHGHHHHHAHHHHGGHHHHH
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they should invent a birthday that doesn’t make you cry
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