San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2007
One line. Eight rhetorical devices. Here is a breakdown of the new headline from Wise "Money for here, there and everywhere" 🧵 A Thread
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Moving money was just the start. This is a rebrand to take @Wise beyond transfers. To help money do more for more people in more places. This is The World’s Money. raggededge.com/work/wise
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JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.
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As a lawyer, I can confirm that I frequently compose tweets confessing to crimes and send them from my clients’ twitter accounts. It’s the first thing you learn at law school.
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This Shirt Says It All!
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Chyron of the day?
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Ok Twitter- let's see if this wrestling meme can get MORE RETWEETS that the president's wrestling meme.
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"Just following up, as I haven't heard from you..." spam is now officially the worst spam.
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We are happy to announce that UX guru @jpay is joining our speaker line-up at @bump_festival ! #bump17 bump-festival.be/2017/speake…
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Props to our own @jpay for making this year's BIMA 100. xitter.cf/BIMA/status/8620355671…
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For just a second there I thought someone had left Trump out in the rain.
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if america were serious about patriotism the star-spangled banner would have an andre 3000 guest verse.
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Why God invented the London Underground:
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Solid sign. #WomensMarch
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Rick Perry's first day at the office.
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PSA: Don't build custom overflow/scrollers by overriding browser native scroll behavior with JS, it always comes out shitty.
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Get schooled in Brooklyn or London. Apply for Experience Design school, our paid apprenticeship program, by 1/22: hugeinc.com/schools
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Uhhhh, holy shit – at San Francisco, CA
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