@bazlyons

It wasn’t like this when I got here.

 Kildare, Ireland
Joined June 2011
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Not gonna lie, I honestly thought J-Lo’s trousers had fallen down.
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You’ll never be a real boy Pinocchio.
Jared Kushner
@jaredkushnerOct 2
For the last 10 years, I have ignored false and misleading stories about me and focused on the work. But the cycle has gotten out of control where old lies get repeated as fact, new ones get added, and the record becomes increasingly distorted. So from time to time, I’m going to respond, not to every allegation. But when the truth matters, I’ll put the facts and supporting information out publicly, and people can judge for themselves.
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They’re taking about what @theJeremyVine is calling “pervert glasses” on his radio 2 show which is a good excuse to post this (again)
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Gerald Ratner is probably ringing to commiserate with Ed Sheeran
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How much money does the coward Ed Sheeran need?
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I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.
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He’s like a dog wiping his ass on things.
Sky News
@SkyNewsAug 27
BREAKING: Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' in the US trib.al/JRwznMQ

Donald Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' in the US

It comes after the US president last year said he would be renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America - a move that was rejected by the Mexican government.

news.sky.com
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“AI plant” he for sure thinks they have manufacturing production lines making AI
Aaron Rupar
@atruparAug 19
Trump: "If I were the mayor of a town or the governor or a state, and I had a chance to get a big data center, I would absolutely want it"
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Take a day off from the circle jerk Sean.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparJul 28
Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
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360°?
Acyn
@AcynJul 27
Trump: In just 18 months, we've turned this country completely around
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ICE must be shitting it.
Sean Parnell
@SeanParnellASWJul 19
Reminder—if you kill Americans: We will HUNT YOU DOWN without apology and without hesitation — AND WE WILL KILL YOU.
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Yanks ruin everything. #worldcupfinal
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It’s a good job Rob Kearney is pretty. #NZLvIRE
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This commentator is certainly on message with Sam. #NZLvIRE
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He’s been excellent off the tee and mediocre in every other facet of the game. #NZLvIRE
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#NZLvIRE
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Ffs that should be a yellow. Clear deliberate knock on #NZLvIRE
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Brain dead. Will Jordan doesn’t need gifts like that. #NZLvIRE
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Going to be a long morning. #NZLvIRE
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They have to move the dead Senators quickly so Bobby Jr. doesn't try to eat them.
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Dana White thinks Conor McGregor may have torn his ACL. That's an extremely painful injury so let's hope he's right.
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