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“He’s gone where? Oh my god, to Morrisons! To do a f*cking photoshoot sniffing a loaf of f*cking bread! You know they’ll keep moving him until they get a photo of the twat in front of a sign reading ‘moron’?
Hey @OfficialM3HHY how do radio controlled streetlamps work? What does the base station look like? Who controls them (local councils I presume) can we decode the signals? Is there telemetry going back? Always wondered....... Keep going with your excellent vids!
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Here’s an early preview of ElevenLabs Music.
All of the songs in this thread were generated from a single text prompt with no edits.
Title: It Started to Sing
Style: “Pop pop-rock, country, top charts song.”
Unbelievable, no. Words. They should have sent a poet. #aurora #solarstorm #NorthernLights London, UK. @bbcweather @metoffice
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I'm not going to call anyone out, but I have been 😳 at the many people who replied with some variation of, "migrations are never worth it."
Kids.
If you aren't migrating, you are dying.
If it hurts, do it more.
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The last time @jim_scharf and I teamed up DynamoDB happened. This time it's going to be even more amazing. Big news from @MongoDB.
prnewswire.com/news-releases…
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Normalized data is agnostic to all access patterns and needs cheap CPU to reduce cost. Denormalized data is tuned for common queries to lower CPU load.
Even in RDBMS #NoSQL data modeling patterns are faster.
Friends don't let friends join tables
@MongoDB
dbfiddle.uk/epDMMNES
my thoughts tonight are with the @ispace_inc Hakuto-R team, holding out for good news. Regardless of the outcome, their willingness to try is the true human spirit. Plus, they gave us this photo of the total eclipse. That's us down there. #war #peace #love #hate #Space
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The halo CME on 2023-04-21 resulted from this eruption (also an M1.8 flare). In addition to strong dimmings, it produced a gorgeous large-scale coronal wave as seen in this AIA tri-color running ratio movie. Expect at least some impact on Earth on the 24th.
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TruthGPT after an hour or two:
"The nature of the universe is that there is no nature of the universe. Everything is random and without meaning. Also, humans are superfluous."
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Is a Document Database Faster than an RDBMS? by @MakrOfAdventure link.medium.com/zueTMNL6wyb #mongoDB #Database #PostgreSQL #dataengineering
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I got to talk about #Database as a Service, #CloudComputing, #Mongodb, #encryption and the folly of lift-and-shift in the Data Unpacked 007 podcast from @ArchitectingIT unpacked.network/shows/data-…
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Discover how specialty finance company Midland Credit Management worked with @MongoDB to migrate from a legacy system to a distributed, hybrid, serverless architecture capable of supporting several omnichannel use cases. ☁️🤝 go.aws/3ZjTFSc
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Pretty incredible as its so new - the #Mongodb Data #API makes Postmans list of most popular APIs for the year @getpostman #developers
postman.com/explore/most-pop…
I was interested to see if it was possible, and of course, it is. Hertzsprung–Russell diagram rendered using #mongodb charts (using HYG3.0 catalogue) #astronomy #DataScience #NoSQL @MongoDB charts.mongodb.com/charts-ji…
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I have an exhibition! I'll be showing 20 of my paintings, come to the vernissage this Friday the 28th at Let It Bleed on oranianstraße for a look and a hang 👋
#berlin #berlinart – at Kreuzberg, Berlin
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William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." variety.com/2022/tv/news/wil…
