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“He’s gone where? Oh my god, to Morrisons! To do a f*cking photoshoot sniffing a loaf of f*cking bread! You know they’ll keep moving him until they get a photo of the twat in front of a sign reading ‘moron’?
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Here’s an early preview of ElevenLabs Music.
All of the songs in this thread were generated from a single text prompt with no edits.
Title: It Started to Sing
Style: “Pop pop-rock, country, top charts song.”
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I'm not going to call anyone out, but I have been 😳 at the many people who replied with some variation of, "migrations are never worth it."
Kids.
If you aren't migrating, you are dying.
If it hurts, do it more.
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The last time @jim_scharf and I teamed up DynamoDB happened. This time it's going to be even more amazing. Big news from @MongoDB.
prnewswire.com/news-releases…
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Normalized data is agnostic to all access patterns and needs cheap CPU to reduce cost. Denormalized data is tuned for common queries to lower CPU load.
Even in RDBMS #NoSQL data modeling patterns are faster.
Friends don't let friends join tables
@MongoDB
dbfiddle.uk/epDMMNES
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The halo CME on 2023-04-21 resulted from this eruption (also an M1.8 flare). In addition to strong dimmings, it produced a gorgeous large-scale coronal wave as seen in this AIA tri-color running ratio movie. Expect at least some impact on Earth on the 24th.
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TruthGPT after an hour or two:
"The nature of the universe is that there is no nature of the universe. Everything is random and without meaning. Also, humans are superfluous."
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I got to talk about #Database as a Service, #CloudComputing, #Mongodb, #encryption and the folly of lift-and-shift in the Data Unpacked 007 podcast from @ArchitectingIT unpacked.network/shows/data-…
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Discover how specialty finance company Midland Credit Management worked with @MongoDB to migrate from a legacy system to a distributed, hybrid, serverless architecture capable of supporting several omnichannel use cases. ☁️🤝 go.aws/3ZjTFSc
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Pretty incredible as its so new - the #Mongodb Data #API makes Postmans list of most popular APIs for the year @getpostman #developers
postman.com/explore/most-pop…
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I have an exhibition! I'll be showing 20 of my paintings, come to the vernissage this Friday the 28th at Let It Bleed on oranianstraße for a look and a hang 👋
#berlin #berlinart – at Kreuzberg, Berlin
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William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." variety.com/2022/tv/news/wil…
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Another worrying GFS run, bringing the risk of 40°C next weekend, which would smash the maximum temperature record in the UK.
This is at days 7-8 now, with the precursor pattern developing at day 5.
If such outputs continue through the next 2-3 days, it will become concerning.
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Posh boy raps fast.
Beat: "Beast on Beat" by @SmokeyJoeTheKid originally feat. @RAtheRuggedMan
