@jdn
 Tonawanda, NY
Joined March 2007
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Jason Napieralski retweeted
Philadelphia Phillies
@Phillies24 Sep 2023
It's officially Fan Appreciation Day and Stotter gave us one of his bats to give to one of YOU! 🫶 RT to win // atmlb.com/3Zs4KSk
Photo of Bryson Stott sitting in the Phillies clubhouse holding one of his bats. He is giving a thumbs up. Stott is wearing a dark red Phillies t-shirt, gray Phillies shorts with white pants underneath and a backwards red hat.

ALT Photo of Bryson Stott sitting in the Phillies clubhouse holding one of his bats. He is giving a thumbs up. Stott is wearing a dark red Phillies t-shirt, gray Phillies shorts with white pants underneath and a backwards red hat.

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Why is Kevin Harlan talking like that and can someone ask him to stop?
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Jason Napieralski retweeted
Microsoft
@Microsoft15 May 2023
In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes
A Microsoft Zune is shown in its original packaging. There is a white background.

ALT A Microsoft Zune is shown in its original packaging. There is a white background.

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Jason Napieralski retweeted
Will Sennett@Senn_Spud1 Dec 2022
(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway
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Goober@KingMoleMan7 Aug 2022
Someone posted this pic of a black bear in a local FB group and I’m dying
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on my way to the fridge for a fifth beer
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jake rhodes@jakebrodes24 May 2021
Upstairs neighbor girls 3 day bender a ha ha yasss bitchhhh party music (dua lipa or some shit) suddenly cuts off replaced by Alice In Chains would? Playing at 140 decibels as I pop though their floor my ceiling with a depth charge strapped to my head.
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carter hambley@carterhambley26 Jul 2021
it has begun
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Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything? My friends:
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josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend997 Jan 2018
Everyone in my house has their own text file. Visitors to my home are invited to use guest.txt
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Cam@harleybaghdad31 Jan 2021
Therapist: You have made reference, on a few occasions, of “going goblin mode” on your “thingy”. Could you explain to me what you mean by that? Me (Tearing up): No,
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Thinking about when NPR asked Sufjan Stevens to write a song about a rare bird sighting
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to everybody who at some point in 2015 thought they weren't strong enough to make it through: oh yes you were
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last chance to retweet this
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Buffalo loves to shit on national pizza chains, but they fail to mention that 4/5 local pizzas are garbage. If I have to choose between Domino's and Uncle Mario's in Depew or whatever, the quality difference is usually negligible.
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deg@degg10 Nov 2012
*crests a hill* hey dudes
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Now that I can't be angry at the Bills, I'm only tweeting jokes that people briefly liked in 1992: "I got Taco Bell for dinner... Can you say SALTY???" "A value meal cost me $6.89... YOU DO THE MATH!"
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I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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