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hell!!!!!!!
Joined August 2008
i don’t get why some guys whack off. why don’t they just have sex with beautiful women?
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thats one small step for man one giant queef for mankind
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serious question has anybody ever had a 200 foot long wiener?
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me (as the ric flair of tropical fish keeping): MY SWORDTAILS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR OSCARS!!!
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that awkward moment when your ass makes your balls look like your dick
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feels like im sittin on a big ol dick
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deg rocks!!
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poems are gay
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the universe is either infinite or very large
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hot babe: wyd? me: drinking stroh’s on the patio listening to john bush era anthrax. you? me: whats up how was your day?
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it would take a truly heroic pitmaster to forego the little bit of sweet and make a dryrub using only a bit of heat
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people always ask “is there a pussy chowing factory?”. no obviously not don’t be a retard
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people assume the workers at the dick sucking factory are gay and we love it but we don’t. it’s a job. but we do like to suck each other off in the john and we do try to fuck each other.
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the worst job to have at the dick sucking factory is monitoring the bathrooms to stop the boys from sucking each other off and trying to fuck each other
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i love to be a retard and constantly thinking about retarded things such as releasing my sons dairy cow isopods all over the neighborhood and seeing people be like what the h
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i truely believe that im retarded
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the woman would be a hot babe not a nerdy dweeb with glasses. makes it way worse
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i thought of a great gag for a sitcom. a man and woman are playing chess at a cafe. the woman moves and piece and says checkmate. the man gestures to the waitress and loudly exclaims “check please!”
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also thinking about smelling a huge butt
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thinking about the time i made a pot roast and called myself epic pot roast man for weeks
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