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@jayv

I wanna pretend I'm a former blue check haver but I never was famous enough

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2008
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In France for work. Obviously I knew there would be lots of people with dogs. What I was not prepared for is that the dogs seem aware they are French
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oh shit
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Help the british found my tweets and now they are all really taking the mickey out of me
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Replying to @fuckyouiquit
Oh now I’m MAD mad. Video incoming….
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I got fired from Twitter today. I was responsible for the tweet you were halfway through reading suddenly glitching and jumping all the way back to the top.
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If you're wondering what happened with Elon Musk: He signed a piece of paper saying he would buy Twitter, and then he didn't want to anymore, but Twitter was like "no take backsies" and then Elon said "but you lied about how there are tons and tons of fake users, I had no idea!"
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An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga
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I would quit the FUCK out of this job.
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoud17 Sep 2022
This security guard was working at a cemetery and this happened 😳 xitter.cf/AlphaSixFour/status/15…
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installing genshin impact. wish me luck.
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I just learned what a pedestrian flag is. I live in the dumbest country. nebula.app/videos/notjustbik…
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it’s almost that time… i can feel her powers getting stronger…
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Yeah, this is fine. Keep voting republican. Nothing wrong with this at all. washingtonpost.com/nation/20…

A Mich. library refused to remove an LGBTQ book. The town defunded it.

A fight over "Gender Queer" spiraled into a battle that jeopardized Jamestown’s only public library, as neighbors clashed over who gets to decide free speech.

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Lord, I see what you have done for others...
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Whatever you do, do not donate to OAFund.org! My in-depth investigation reveals that they are going to fund REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS and ABORTION. Also, don't subscribe to their affiliated podcasts.
Opening Arguments (@openargs) profile pictureOpening Arguments@openargs2 Jul 2022
Thank you to everyone who supported us over at oafund.org - and it's not too late to get your donations in!
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Update: I still haven't heard from anyone involved with the making of this Vox video Would it make me then asshole if I tried to contact the Emmys or something? I'm feeling kinda outta options here and I'm open to input
Sideways (@Sideways440) profile pictureSideways@Sideways44012 Jun 2022
I honestly really appreciate all the support you've given Sarah with this tweet Vox seems to be ignoring the situation (of course), but all your support has helped me restore some faith in humanity Thanks!
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I honestly really appreciate all the support you've given Sarah with this tweet Vox seems to be ignoring the situation (of course), but all your support has helped me restore some faith in humanity Thanks!
Sarah (@NTSocialWorker) profile pictureSarah@NTSocialWorker11 Jun 2022
Cite. Your. Source. This is still theft!
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24 years since the world lost Phil Hartman. You will remember him from such roles.
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*chef's kiss* Perfection
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Remembering this incredible moment in history
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A casual reminder: Low-follow troll accounts want to bait you into quote tweeting them because they want access to your audience. Don't give it to them.
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