j (@jayv) header
j (@jayv) profile picture

I wanna pretend I'm a former blue check haver but I never was famous enough

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2008
Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)Photo by j (@jayv)
Pinned Tweet
I've been laughing way too much at this clip by @PhilosophyTube. I’m also very sad I didn't get to this video for like three weeks. But also, I can just watch the video and I'm instantly cheered up.
1
1
4
I see Carrie took inspiration from Community.
53
Why am I still laughing at this???
I've been laughing way too much at this clip by @PhilosophyTube. I’m also very sad I didn't get to this video for like three weeks. But also, I can just watch the video and I'm instantly cheered up.
2
1
283
In France for work. Obviously I knew there would be lots of people with dogs. What I was not prepared for is that the dogs seem aware they are French
172
3,890
329
87,771
3,492,367
Elizabeth Holmes is Romy of Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion. 😂😂😂
Wait, do you think the voice I invented to play Romy & the shenanigans she & Michele engage in actually influenced Elizabeth Holmes?? If so, I am truly sorry- this would be the first time (I think!) one of my performances led someone to jail… the undying power of #RomyandMichele
1
1
252
oh shit
27
1
103
15,246
Sorry guys I’m at work so I can’t say much right now so , #MyTwitterAnniversary
98
Ok, so .... two things. One, “Garbage Truck” is the best SBO song, and Two, “Through the Trees” by Low Shoulder is NOWHERE on this list. rollingstone.com/music/music…
81
Help the british found my tweets and now they are all really taking the mickey out of me
74
74
3
9,671
372,983
They really need to work on lip sync. I mean, even despite the dead stare—the mouth opening too wide to pronounce, like, the word "you" really bothers me.
Hi I am Lia! I am an artificial intelligence! Follow me!
154
Dear @EpicGames , I'm having trouble claiming today's free game. Please help.
199
Was he interrupted in the middle of his shotokan training?
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
84
I kinda feel bad for the first one. Like, it's just so untouched.
it’s that time of the year
Replying to @fuckyouiquit
Oh now I’m MAD mad. Video incoming….
3
8
1,173
Angel Studios. Clever name. Wonder if there are any success stories for these guys.
I got fired from Twitter today. I was responsible for the tweet you were halfway through reading suddenly glitching and jumping all the way back to the top.
2
4
1
19
What would the Doctor know about the King's fingers?! Oh no, I hope this isn't a plot for the 2023 specials
If you're wondering what happened with Elon Musk: He signed a piece of paper saying he would buy Twitter, and then he didn't want to anymore, but Twitter was like "no take backsies" and then Elon said "but you lied about how there are tons and tons of fake users, I had no idea!"
367
5,656
395
139,266
An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga
590
34,920
1,239
396,966
Is it liquor after beer, you're in the clear? Or liquor then beer? Asking for a friend