Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
Trump Bingo: The Likes of Which You’ve Never Seen
On Thursday the President will once again stand in front of a microphone and produce sounds. Not sentences. Sounds. And since nobody’s listening to the content anyway, we might as well make ourselves useful.
So here it is: the Gandalv Trump Bingo card. The rules take three seconds to learn. He says “Tremendous”, you cross it off. He says “Many people are saying”, you cross it off. Five in a row is Bingo. The full card is a Total Landslide, Frankly, at which point you may pour yourself something strong.
The centre square is a free space. It says “China”. That’s not a joke, it’s statistics.
Best of all, the card is fully reusable for every speech from now until the end of time. The world changes. The material never does.
Good luck on Thursday. You won’t need it.
Reposting (it was buried in a previous post):
Here are some HC Tips I can think of to do with the 100 Dani Distraction Dollars...
What other tips can you all think of...
Help fellow ABs out, as govt privatizes and these ED waits are only going to get longer...
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
Remember in the election debate, @RachelNotley said calmly, “all she wants to do is fight, not govern.” She was right in every way. @ABDanielleSmith is a rage monger. She has no interest in making Alberta better for Albertans.
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
We have a Premier that calls a court decision to uphold the rule of law as "undemocratic" as she simultaneously attempts to gerrymander our legislature for her political benefit. She is the personification of hypocrisy.
#abpoli
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
Just witnessed a person trying to steal a vehicle from a parking lot. I thought about calling the RCMP to report it but apparently I'm supposed to contact the Premier.
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
Smith's "concerns" about election integrity are becoming more absurd each passing day.
Gotta have that ID and get rid of those pesky tabulators - but our voter's list in the hands of separatists - who cares !
#abpoli
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
Retirement security is a cornerstone of a decent society that rewards hard work with dignity in our later years.
Unions fight for that security, and they deliver it.
A better Canada is possible for everyone when we all work together.
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
As an Albertan parent I request the freedom to choose whether my taxes fund any separate schools, Catholic or charter outside the government funded, open to all public system.
(They’d receive private tuition and govt support by tax tick box choice).
That is a VERY reasonable ask.
.@ABDanielleSmith Infomercial announcement is great news for private religious schools.
Since there is no additional operating funding to hire more teachers and for municipalities to service land, only private operators with ready land and tuitions will benefit.
#abed #ableg
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
Replying to @GregGinYYC
This also might backfire electorally, the expensive tunnel in the Beltline was not part of the original plan. The plan called for a surface train, lane reductions, the removal of street parking, and slower commutes for car drivers. Drivers demanded the tunnel at consultations.
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
Today, I connected & spoke with the team behind Defend the Green Line during their demonstration here at Municipal Plaza. Watch & listen below to see what I had to share with them.👇
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
.@MichaelCooperMP
How much is your MP pension worth now?
Did you forget that Conservative MPs get the same pension as Liberals?
How about Pierre Poilievre, who never had a job before being elected and qualified for his MP pension at the age of 35?
#cdnpoli #ableg
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
Important part of transit is moving people where they're from, to where they need to go. Avoiding downtown, going around it, or stopping at an arena that is only active for a few hours for a limited number of days per year is not good transit.
#yyc #yyccc #ableg #abpoli
Jane Bahnmiller retweeted
I see no reason why we should keep an open mind about the Nose Creek corridor as an option for Green Line north. Transit works when it is convenient and accessible. The Nose Creek corridor is none of those things.




























