RETRO GAMING with far less fear than is appropriate. @jakerydont on TikTok, Twitch, and YouTube; see linktree below
Joined October 2008
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gender reveal party:
-boring
-only 2 outcomes
-too much socializing
father reveal party:
-exciting
-many outcomes
-party may end early
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A friend, @jakery, took a bullet for us all by seeing if DM limits of 500 messages was true for non-verified users.
It’s
It’s not.
Jake got blocked from sending anymore DMs at 100 messages. Elon’s a liar (shocker!).
So let it be known if you DM you’ll be shut down at 100/day
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My friend @jakery is a star when it comes to videos of building cities in Cities Skykines and right now he has people running against him for mayor of his city … including Barack Obama. You gotta see his hilarity on #TikTok and give a follow. tiktok.com/t/ZT81GudUk/
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PLEASE watch this clip of how cnn10 introduced them. None of my students found it as funny as I did
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There is like a 104% chance that Jesus and the apostles were having sex with each other.
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Purity culture curriculum taught 8-year-old girls that their bellies were "intoxicating" to grown men, and so they had a responsibility to keep them covered.
The horrifying reality is that our modesty messages were actually pedophilic.
A picture of the "intoxicating" girl:
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OMG I just realized I’ll get to have the right time in my car again tomorrow!!!
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Breaking news: in prison they don’t let you leave
ALT Screenshot of a tweet from Andrew Tate saying: Think of everything you've done since New Years Eve The places you've been, the people you've spoken to, the experiences you've had. I've been in the exact same room. Every day Every night And they will not let me leave
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i think muppets being in horror movies would be better than the original: a thread
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You know how God decided to kill the whole planet except some animals and Noah over a 40-day and 40-night period? Well my wife won’t stop cleaning and this is my Ark. Day 3. “She moved from room to room, the wind thrashing, the Lysol toilet bowl cleaner dowsing.”