@JasonNotEvil

Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast Popular tweets: https://xitter.cf/t.co/cVlfPJFRBK

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Joined April 2009
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"it's just like riding a bicycle" Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most
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Avatar Fire and Ash is like Raiders prime time games: nobody asked for it, but they're sure as fuck giving it to us anyways
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This signals the official end of Toyotathon
Russ McSpadden@PeccaryNotPig30 Dec 2023
Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
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🎵 You don’t wanna fuck with Santa Cause Santa will fucking kill you
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meghan
@deloisivete21 Nov 2024
me: *starts the washer* me, two minutes later: what's that noise
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Dan Carney
@DanManCarney16 Nov 2024
Jake Paul inspired me to wake up my dad and punch him in the face
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I need to become a boxer. I mean, I hate fighting but love wearing shorts with superfluous fringe
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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke19696 Nov 2024
“Okay, climb in and let’s try this again.”
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JD Vance is a fusion of every kid that vanished on the Wonka Factory tour.
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Just filled water jugs from a pool so that we can flush the toilets with it. This is so nice because now I can save the La Croix for washing my pits with.
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Welcome to your 40s. You are now in a garage band with the neighborhood dads
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My mom said you weren’t allowed to fact check me
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Snoop: Murder was the case that they gave me. Me: oh, mine was public urination, so same
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me: [on deathbed, voice weak and trembling] do you want to hear a joke? hospice nurse: no me: ok
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jon drake@DrakeGatsby28 Sep 2024
Mmmm hotel breakfast. Love to wake up at 545 AM to wait in line for the worst omelette I’ve ever had
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Batty@BattyMclain30 Sep 2024
Saw this like 8 hours ago and my ocd is still riled up
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cella@cellapaz30 Sep 2024
skipping every song that reminds me of him -me, listing to the playlist i made for him
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