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jOaconstrictor

@jOathedj

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Joined October 2017
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Jensen you dawg you
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase10h
Taylor Swift is making a “big announcement” today on Good Morning America.
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@ratlimit
@ratlimit9h
For sale: baby shoes, heavily worn. My husband was a tiny footed freak who died scampering around
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jo johnson
@josbjohnsonNov 9
IF YOU’RE ALIVE THEN ACT ALIVE. I mean what the hell. fall in love with something. get carried away. give yourself a reason to be absolutely exhausted by the end of the day and still wish you had a few more hours. this is your life. get your hands dirty
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richard@richard_normalNov 12
i was just about to send the email that was going to change everything
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ugh@ughfinewhateverNov 10
the brits really popped off with innit. I love to say it it’s so fun. unfortunately england must still pay for its crimes
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Maia 🦇@maiaonacrossNov 7
Gf and i have this bit that we'll just say stuff like "oh you know the inventor of muffins, John Muffin", and she called it our bit so i told her thats not ours, John Bit invented that
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Mir@sbxlochNov 6
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Emma 🗡@edjenkoNov 3
work people are like 'I feel guilty for taking a long lunch don’t you?’ and i'm like 'I think I experience emotions in a way that is fundamentally incompatible with office culture'
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@BjaySwagNov 1
working a corporate job is professional theater. My coworker just came up to me and said he caught a cold from me, which is crazy, because I faked it
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tasman
@lildorothy_Oct 29
She said yes !!! ( I asked her if she thinks I’m autistic)
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clit@clit_cannibalOct 26
doing a line of hope
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dudermane@612jackOct 25
this may come as a shock to you, but (electrocutes you)
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry (@henryd91932) profile pictureHenry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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lexie♡♡@lexycat2005Oct 23
they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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dan hentschel
@danghentschelOct 22
Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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self medicating is ok if you’re smarter than every doctor like i am
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matthias@telecellsOct 22
love
princess (@cokebby11) profile pictureprincess@cokebby11Oct 22
What’s the drug you took that gave you the best sex
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Tom Toro
@TTomTToroOct 21
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klara@bystarlighOct 22
call it necrophilia the way i crack a cold one
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