I don't know what any of the other words in the tweet mean

Free time is inherently bourgeois? Just because a thing is distributed unequally doesn't mean the thing itself is bad. It's like saying parks are bourgeois.

Ladies get you a man who previously used Facebook to login to McDonald's

beautiful girl coworker : i don't want to watch my CTO get old 🥲 me, a good listener : i understand. i have received your message

people are forgetting justice are washed and have been making frenchslop since ✝️

LMAOOO this shit has me staying home ALL DAY 😭😭😭 barely went outside

I’m beginning to feel like a Math god, Math god : 710192 + 28111947 + 48408 + 6124244 = 34284599

Guy who says land back in the US but he’s talking about England

Friends are nice to you on purpose so you’ll like them and share companionship

As cliche as it sounds, i’m cliche as fuck

I’ve never admitted this before but i’m the reason the e comes before the r in the word “fiery”. I was supposed to make it “firey” but i fucked up. I fucked up

Coworker named Benjamin F. Event

67 😂

We used to have Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and the other one from this Joke. Now we don't even have the Beatles

I just had the best idea for something to do in my phone. I forgot it right after I picked it up but I just know it was so awesome and intillgient and profitable

Catching up on quote tweets I missed. no Today Show is criminal