@edjenko

E D JENKINS former smart person gay elf enjoyer rep @Awritesinger https://xitter.cf/t.co/Rq4Tv77pdX

 Sydney
edjenkins.com.au
Joined January 2013
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when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations
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ordered a new gaming pc and im going psycho cleaning and rearranging my desk to prepare its like a new baby is coming home im nesting
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taking my kid to nippers and I keep giving him double thumbs up across the beach and he keeps scowling back and giving me a thumbs down. thats my son. my beautiful perfect indoor son.
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walked past a bar and they got How It’s Made on the tv. They got me. Floated on up there like a cartoon character sniffing a pie on a windowsill
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In my screening of You Can See Everything, there was this guy sitting next to me that kept fading in and out. Every couple minutes he would lower his opacity to 65% then to 13% then back up to 95%. So obnoxious. People don’t know how to behave in theaters anymore.
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Dan Baltic
@baltic_danOct 15
Most of you don't need some sort of bespoke soulmate. You're not very complicated. I'm different in this regard because I'm rather unusual and need to live the erotic life of the artist. To enjoy perfect love. But you should just find someone that's ok and get married
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getting really into pavarotti for reasons that are well beyond even my considerable powers of comprehension
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Lukas Battle@lukasbattleOct 15
Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 14
found a key on the ground. exciting to know a problem exists somewhere
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Ralph Bakshi
@ralphbakshiOct 14
A Mike Ploog Ringwraith design (1977) #lotr
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It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas
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Emma 🗡@edjenko4 Oct 2023
i can tell when a book is good just by reading it
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"The heart wants what it wants" Not my heart. My heart hates tautologies. It contributes to the sum of human knowledge through synthetic judgement
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going to the mall: delightfully efficient, all my favourite shops are here, I am a functioning member of my community going to the mall during school holidays: killing myself killing myself killing myself
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watching star wars with 5yo for the first time and hes losing his mind that ben kenobi is obi-wan kenobi... bro just wait
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jo 🩵🦑@DiaryofJoOct 11
Mantras for when your team is losing
Boyidiot@ironicallyubiOct 11
- Sports arent fun to watch - Sports promote fascist behaviour - Sports distract and subdue the proletariat from the ongoing class war against the bourgeoisie
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dylan
@narrenhutOct 11
This is just like what that French guy Boulderyard talked about… Beauregard…. There’s a referent and uh another thing and they get all mixed up I believe. He talked about this in his book. Balltheguard
nazanin@onapittanceOct 11
Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign
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doing trope subversion by making my doomed ambiguously evil white-haired fantasy man super polite and just happy to be there
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successful weekend snooping through various secondhand bookshops
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Rudolf Nureyev’s cape by James Bailey for Albrecht in “Giselle,” 1960
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Every time AI solves these math problems, the mathematicians come out in force to shit on it. When you dig into it a bit, they begrudgingly admit the AI did solve the problem but l it in the wrong way or whatever. Too bad sucka, should’ve done a real degree like Creative Writing.
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