Standup comedian living in NYC
Bushwick, Brooklyn
Joined April 2014
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Patrick Holbert retweeted
My homie @itsPatrickH expects too much from his family during road trips. Be better than Patrick this holiday season.
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No turning back now for @itsPatrickH and I. We’ve already planned out our life after comedy. Hopefully Walmart will bring us in at 65.
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If the New York Comedy Festival had too much pants for you, try this next Thursday! #NYCF20
with @MadeleinMurphy @bossy_dawsey @TheHolberReport @KidJersh @Amitrani717 @jadslay @cactus_frankie
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Patrick Holbert retweeted
Am I still a snob if my opinion is right? Yall tell me. W/ @TheHolberReport on #WHASFT
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I can’t co-sign kissing your dogs on the mouth. Love your pets - but there’s a line. @TheHolberReport comes close to crossing it.
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The context determines if it’s a happy moment or a sad moment. W/ @TheHolberReport
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I couldn’t go on living a lie. Talking w/ @TheHolberReport on #WHASFT
I’ll work on new jokes anywhere that has lumbar support. #standup #comedy #podcast #brooklyn w/ @GastorAlmonte
Patrick Holbert retweeted
Sometimes a rough week makes you consider moving to a small town in Florida w/@TheHolberReport
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Comedy this week: Weds 10/16 @andiamonj in Haworth, NJ starring Kris Shaw @mikekeeganlol @TheHolberReport Tix 201-384-1551.
#standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedyshow #comedynight #dinnerandshow #liveentertainment #nightout #datenight #girlsnightout #haworthnj #dumontnj
Patrick Holbert retweeted
Sometimes your wife is a comedy show producer and doesn’t know it. From the latest #WHASFT w/@TheHolberReport & @GastorAlmonte
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I made a film about my friend, comedian @Tom_Dustin I think it’s very good and very funny. It features a lot of his killer stand up and some great stories. It’s also quite poignant. I’m excited for folks to see it. We’re doing a NYC premiere October 10th. Get your tickets now.
It’s a small theater and will sell out.
Patrick Holbert retweeted
I told @TheHolberReport the key to focusing on family time while on vacation on the latest #WHASFT
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Which Disney prince tells your story? Find out which one speaks to Me on the latest #WHASFT w/@TheHolberReport
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THIS FRIDAY! no fit checks on The Naked Comedy Show!
8pm
@silkyjumbo @TheHolberReport @bridgetmfoley @jameskingcomedy & Julia Desmond
10pm
@DylanAdler6 @DwayneCullen @hipsoccermom_ Hanna Gerlander & Camille Roberts
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Exploring the Hudson River w/ @TheHolberReport on the latest #WHASFT
Always learning #encyclopedia – at Queens, NY
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New Yorkers live to test the limits of what “pets allowed” means. – at Brooklyn, NY
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The key to romance might be too much for @TheHolberReport to do!
Watch me take a horse to water and see if it decides to drink on the latest #WHASFT – at Queens, NY