Comedian • Podcaster • Writer • Retired Hot Guy • Old School Blue Check
East Coast
Joined August 2010
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Y'all, this place is weird. So here's a weird video of me.
For those who dig me, check out that place in that bio above to find me. ✌️
Billy Procida retweeted
I think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
Or something.
Episode 666: I Suck Dick with My Soul — @AvaDollXXX
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Billy Procida retweeted
We don't need term limits because we already have term limits. Just vote for someone else. That's how you limit their term.
Billy Procida retweeted
I did a thing with @TheBillyProcida
You can listen on Spotify, Apple & more, check here for links
manwhorepod.com/
Billy Procida retweeted
you can be great parents and your kid can have amazing role models and then you hand them a smartphone and they can still burn out all their brain cells because the tech companies got it like that
Billy Procida retweeted
VID SOLD! Naked Comedy Show: AvaDollXXX 🔥 Check it out! manyvids.com/Video/7876481/N… #MVSales @manyvids
Pretty excited to see @AvaDollXXX perform at The Naked Comedy Show because it's probably the first time she's been fully naked in front of strangers without trying to mimic a handjob.
11pm show. Because that's when cam girls are used to, right?
eventbrite.com/e/19979735928…
So I'm going to #Philadelphia on Saturday to take my pants off in front of a bunch of strangers.
It's allowed. But if you wanted to be one of those strangers, this would be how you could go. It's in Center City. eventbrite.com/e/19979735928…
Billy Procida retweeted
.@billburr criticizes corporations' reaction to Luigi Mangione's killing of a health care CEO:
“The response to the Luigi [Mangione] thing. It wasn’t ‘Maybe we need to look at what we’re doing if it makes some crazy person do this.’ [Healthcare executives’] response was to take their faces off the internet and get security. It’s like, you don’t think you need to examine this? You’re not the president. You’re just the CEO of a business.”
do i really have to write an explanation?
we fuck. we record. we fuck again. go listen to the podcast.
Family Stone 2: That Scene About Having a Gay Child but now it's Trans
'Family Stone 2' Gets Official Title ‘The Families Stone’ and Sets Cast: Rachel McAdams, Sarah Jessica Parker and More Returning variety.com/2026/film/news/f…
BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence has quit Instagram.
Jennifer Lawrence Speaks Out on Joining Instagram and Warns Toxic Fans: 'If Anyone Says Anything Negative I Will Quit Immediately' variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
lol a bunch of you just followed me here hoping that i show hole. y'all gonna be so disappointed that i just wanna sell tickets and sometimes tell a joke.
