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Kathy Slamen

@hellophotokitty

I'm a photographer, writer, actor, comedian, kick-ass-er, bipolar rambler, cancer survivor, but here, my wordy quirky witty rivulets are meant 4 the masses.

 Montreal
Joined May 2010
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary MY GOD TWITTER - WE ARE OLD
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well, that was weird. Apparently, I didn't exist in the Twitterverse for a while. I'm back?
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz11 Feb 2023
There should be a national "Gary Larson Day"
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@WilliamAder10 Feb 2023
I once had a tweet go bacterial.
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Wouldn't it be cool if candy flew out of a guys balls like a piñata when you busted them. 💥🪅
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Anyone want to play with a box of bees? This and more on the latest episode of @SmutPodcast
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"I was feeling pretty good about my vice-presidential speechwriting, producing of a National Geographic show, and my 5 New York Times Bestsellers! Until..."
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Phaedo@PhaedoShade3 Feb 2023
Definitely avoid the documentary about how Kraft Food Corp finds and traps 57 kids named “Heinz” each week to make the sauce with.
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Jewerstein@Jewerstein8 Jan 2023
Virgins give zero fucks.
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Wisdom.
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My face when you tell me that the double chocolate truffle ice cream i just had a spoonful is fat free…
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Tony P.@Tbone721912 Jan 2023
TV that could survive a nuclear blast
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*me, thinking about having a snack 15 minutes after I said I was full*
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[Physical] Doctor: Are you eating healthier this year? Me: *pulls a can of whipped cream out of my purse and sprays it into my mouth* Absolutely!
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The new #TopGunMaverick is just an fancy expensive informercial for Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer’s plastic surgeons - with fighter jets of course
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What would happen if a “roundtable” was suddenly held as a square one?
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And you would need a theme song…
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Need this job. I would slay.
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Hands up from the guilty boys
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@FemdomTherapy6 Jan 2023
Men who love to eat their own cum were the kids who ate paste in class.
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ME: check out my shitbox. PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling it that.
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