Twitter’s sweetheart. I have ugly tits and a demon in my ass.
Joined November 2013
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Holly Haterpants retweeted
Was almost trafficked
today....LADIES! Always be aware of
your surroundings! I was getting my
Butthole botoxed and saw this on my
passenger door handle, and
perfectly placed. Classic Kidnapping
and trafficking tactic to distract
you!!! So scary! I'm home safe now!
Holly Haterpants retweeted
Dm rooms are already gay but if you're active in them and you make side dm rooms to talk shit about other ppl in the dm room that you made a side room to, you're gay and everyone involved is gay. In fact, if you say things behind someone's back and not to their face, you're gay.
Holly Haterpants retweeted
For a couple of extra dirty, gutter martini's, a few good jokes and a decent blowjob I'll personally endorse your entrance into the Heaven of your choice when the time comes.
Holly Haterpants retweeted
Yes, the weight of being the funniest, prettiest, most talented friend in the friend group
Holly Haterpants retweeted
Girls be like "I'm shy". Then they fart your cum out of their butthole and use it as moisturizer.
Holly Haterpants retweeted
Just gonna answer " I got options" until further notice and see how it goes
Holly Haterpants retweeted
HIM: Why can’t I find a nice decent respectable girl who likes me?
ME: [can’t answer, his dick is in my mouth]
Holly Haterpants retweeted
I couldn’t be a stunning success, so I settled for being a cautionary tale.
