no DMs, unless you're a rebel | 36 | will nut in her and just say oops | bitch milkshake | he/him

Joined August 2018
it's not a Twitter account, it's a historical record of how insane I am
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the end in endometriosis is a lie because it never really ends
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1) start shift 2) try not to get fired 3) clock out
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Lots of people assume you're incompetent if you don't do what they want
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The real staffing strategy around here: Let people resign. Pretend their workload resigned with them.
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The bed is the forest where we lose our way.
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it's called "wicker," liz. it's about a woman who commissions a basket maker to weave her a husband out of wicker. i play the husband
First posters for ‘WICKER’, starring Olivia Colman & Alexander Skarsgård. • A twisted love story that follows an ostracized fisherwoman who commissions a basket maker to weave her a husband. • Co-starring Peter Dinklage and Elizabeth Debicki. In theaters this October.
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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12,000 angry bees just liked your post
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hurting people back will not heal your pain
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we spend a lot of time proving we can manage things alone that would be nicer together
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God give me strength to get through this week and next week and this year and next year and then the rest of my life
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using her hips like she's the one fucking me
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asking me if I wanna watch is a trick question
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eye contact the way only porn stars know how to
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savouring her body like it's dessert
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I don’t mean to pry I say as I shove a crowbar up your ass
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Practicing mindlessness to find myself once again.
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having the lines he’s feeding me for dinner
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Last night was a JPEG
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in the end, it all comes down to you
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