@fulltimenumpty

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Joined May 2012
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Still one of the happiest days of my life was when I walked down the aisle. And saw that Tesco had a 3 for £12 offer on bottles of wine.
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Just remembered about this absolute smasher of a lad and his amazing version of Jingle Bells.
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10 minutes searching for Cilla only to realise @Coldwar_Steve has got nothing to do with it....
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Welcome... To Scottish Park
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The wifey next door has covid and the doctor prescribed her pasta and you ken fit , it didna macaroni better
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Peat slippage near Meenbog Wind Farm, south of Ballybofey in Donegal. #Meenbog 🌲
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Mark of proper comedy instincts when people can't resist being funny for an audience of one
TheYoungOnes@youngonesfan14 Nov 2020
This remains my all time favourite correspondence with a fan, written by the late, great Rik Mayall
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one of the grestest edit i have ever seen
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I imagine Dominic Cummings will be taking a drive today to test his hindsight.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Company Accounts show c£103M profit over last 5 years, but paid ZERO UK corporation tax as ultimate ownership in Cayman Islands. No contribution for schools, hospitals, roads, defence, public services, welfare etc. No wonder he is keen to avoid new EU tax laws.
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Machrie Moor stone circle, Arran. (2015) Pic: Dimitrios Vasiliou.
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Film idea - Dark Knight / Hobbit crossover, called Batman Baggins.
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Craft For Kids - Make your own lifelike 3D Donald Trump picture (Ask an adult to help with the cutting out)
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Nice one.
Corpo de Pai@RodrigUrso6 Nov 2020
Replying to @Saharharhar @afonsohac @EricIdle
@Saharharhar @afonsohac @EricIdle
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Michigan really said: not today sir #ByeByeTrump
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"Well Roger, here you are once again. Are you looking at the face of a good boy? No, I think not. Do you feel shame and remorse? Yes, of course you do. Will that stop you from doing it again? You know that it won't. Something’s gotta give, boy, you can't keep on living this way.”
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I feel better for that.
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Me when it was announced there was to be a government press conference vs Me still waiting for the press conference
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