@samwhyte

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Joined February 2009
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I've had to set another goal on ko-fi. I'm making £300pm from boob pics of Patreon, but I simply can't live on that. It doesn't even cover my half of the bills. I'm so, so sorry to ask for help again. 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 40% of goal on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/samwhytebluesky/go…

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I also need you to be honest with me about something: am I being a dick by not selling my laptop? I've got an old back up one. The back up is shit and buggy, but is a smooth laptop a luxury? Please be honest with me.
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I kind of wish someone would come out and call me an idle, grifting scruff, just to disrupt the constant oppressive cycle of me assuming everyone's thinking it.
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Apologetically saying "sorry, he's a cunt when he's pissed" about your 11 month old baby. – at Manchester, England
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I know traffic wardens have a job to do, but some of them really enjoy doing it. – at Manchester, England
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"Verily I say unto thee, that this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me 115 times" – at Manchester, England
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Do I have any breast cancer previvors* on my tl? The NHS wont give me a mastectomy because I don't have the correct documents as "proof" and I wondered if engaging with support groups would help or be actively worse? *a term I learnt from Cory Doctorow literally last week
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I been done written about bisexuality, coz it's Bisexual Christmas unexpecteddelirium.substack.…
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Thanks to everyone who reads this. No young queer should ever spend a night on a bridge wondering if jumping is better than living in a world that hates them. No young queer should develop an eating disorder because shame means bodily pleasure is synonymous with depravity.
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No fee taken for this, so feel free to tip my skint ass if you feel so inclined. ko-fi.com/samwhytebluesky

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the best thing to do for #BiVisibilityDay is to slip a crisp 20 into the back pocket of your favourite bisexual and tell them their hair looks pretty
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Do it real sexy, like.
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Hey @SamWhyte, do you know anybody who is trans but too posh to put a flag up in their house? I’ve got the perfect piece of art for them! Can possibly work for bi too.
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Bisexual? the Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve.
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I keep thinking "it's fine to rob Peter to pay Paul, because you don't have to pay someone back if you rob them" But, that's a bit callous, so I've drafted a list of Peters it's fine to rob ...
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"mate, if I could rob Peter there wouldn't be a problem here ..."
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Does "No More Tears" shampoo just work while you're washing your hair, or ...
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to think that, within one generation, we have gone from pro-ana Livejournal to Clavicular.
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