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[Chewing on a free loaf of bread] How could this day get any better? [Someone hands me a ticket to the circus] Wow. I’ll never revolt
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like there’s nothing better than a hyperspecific, high-effort joke that will absolutely murder no more twelve people on the planet
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I've got "Tokyo Convertible" stuck in my head yet again. SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II soundtrack on vinyl, when?
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This is just … not true.
Picking a fight about fewer people sleeping outside is bizarre. As of this morning, 27 people are experiencing unsheltered homelessness across our city—down from more than 200 last year. That’s because we’ve worked closely with partners to provide shelter and housing, and yes, to prevent encampments. Claiming there has been an ‘uptick in MPD aggression’ without a shred of evidence isn’t just disappointing—it’s a gross political lie. But that’s pretty in line with your usual MO.
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Replying to @kayfrfs @foundbysara
when i hear "fall on your knees" i want to feel my soul exit my body. i want the song to force me to my knees. i want to leave saying three our fathers and a hail mary
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when I mention Arby’s, you’re likely already picturing a specific location
maybe one down the street, or that you went to growing up, maybe it’s not even there anymore
this is your “Mind Arby’s” and with training you can go to this Arby’s at any time and from any place
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i am so warm and affectionate and playful that i cannot help but exude dead wife montage energy. sorry if this is distressing
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im going to make you suffer until you beg for mercy and then i'm going to put another coat on you and another coat on you and then another
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all my clothing recommendations are intentionally uncomfortable bc men should always and continuously suffer
Replying to @dieworkwear
How do you wear all this at an indoor crowded party, possibly with alcohol involved, without sweating your ass off?
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A book review of Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin.
This is probably the first book review you will read that has absolutely no spoilers and that you will appreciate equally whether you have read the book or not (at least if you read to the end).
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as a certified Caroline Calloway historian I can assure you she’s full of shit about banging the shooter btw
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I’ve always been pretty chill about gender. Like when Shania said “let’s go girls,” I knew that included me.
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new post format, moots: show me your favorite pokemon, the event that radicalized you, and a thirst trap
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Today my autistic 4yo was kicked out of speech therapy because he wouldn't "follow directions" and instead wanted to "pretend he was a tiger." I don't know but like... if your job is to give speech therapy to 4 year olds maybe sometimes you have to give speech therapy to a tiger.
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wow, yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his work as an assassin. had no idea he was ordering starbucks despite the boycotts
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ngl Stanley Tucci I have been better but appreciate this regardless
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