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HEY IT’S ZINE CLUB!
I make a monthlyish zine where I write jokes/draw pictures/talk about depression, and about once a month I put it all on paper and mail it to your house
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[Chewing on a free loaf of bread] How could this day get any better? [Someone hands me a ticket to the circus] Wow. I’ll never revolt
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like there’s nothing better than a hyperspecific, high-effort joke that will absolutely murder no more twelve people on the planet
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I've got "Tokyo Convertible" stuck in my head yet again. SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II soundtrack on vinyl, when?
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This is just … not true.
Picking a fight about fewer people sleeping outside is bizarre. As of this morning, 27 people are experiencing unsheltered homelessness across our city—down from more than 200 last year. That’s because we’ve worked closely with partners to provide shelter and housing, and yes, to prevent encampments. Claiming there has been an ‘uptick in MPD aggression’ without a shred of evidence isn’t just disappointing—it’s a gross political lie. But that’s pretty in line with your usual MO.
I recreated "Nookie" as a KK Slider (of Animal Crossing New Horizons) song, complete with album art
m.soundcloud.com/sara-jean-6…
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
From the article & authors of study-
“The review did not look at lower-income countries, or specifically focus on children, young people & those with existing problems, the groups most likely affected, experts say, and risks hiding important effects among disadvantaged groups.“
apropos of nothing,
if you've ever looked back at 1930's Germany and wondered, "what would I have done?"
It's what you're doing now.
if your Christmas carol can’t leave me shaking and sobbing, I’m not interested
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when i hear "fall on your knees" i want to feel my soul exit my body. i want the song to force me to my knees. i want to leave saying three our fathers and a hail mary
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when i hear "fall on your knees" i want to feel my soul exit my body. i want the song to force me to my knees. i want to leave saying three our fathers and a hail mary
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when I mention Arby’s, you’re likely already picturing a specific location
maybe one down the street, or that you went to growing up, maybe it’s not even there anymore
this is your “Mind Arby’s” and with training you can go to this Arby’s at any time and from any place
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i am so warm and affectionate and playful that i cannot help but exude dead wife montage energy. sorry if this is distressing
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im going to make you suffer until you beg for mercy and then i'm going to put another coat on you and another coat on you and then another
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all my clothing recommendations are intentionally uncomfortable bc men should always and continuously suffer
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How do you wear all this at an indoor crowded party, possibly with alcohol involved, without sweating your ass off?























