Disability self-advocate, PTA mom, fat and happy, Minnesotan(ish), collector of cats. | I cry a lot but I am so productive. It’s an art (TS). she/her

East Bloomington, MN
Joined April 2008
Please someone make sure my obituary begins with “so it goes.”
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When I was at the Humphrey, someone who did harm reduction work explained it to us like this: You can't get sober if you're dead. The purpose of harm reduction is to keep human beings alive and as safe as possible so if they do decide some day to get sober, they're alive to try
Since this tweet inspired an editorial in the Strib today it feels important to clarify: I’m not saying the city should encourage intravenous drug use, I’m saying we shouldn’t be naive that it exists and take steps to mitigate it and make the city safer for everyone.
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I really need a romance reader friend that likes to go to book talks. I have so many I want to go to and no one to go with and I just feel weird going alone.
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do you ever get the urge to just bother someone
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THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭
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My kid just randomly mentioned that someone on her sports team was in the Ascension shooting and a very brave boy saved her and 6 other kids and I did not start sobbing immediately, but I did take a minute in the bathroom to sob. We are failing our children so completely.
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When your newly 6yo leaves the back door open less than 3 hours after you’re back from vacation and now the cats are covered in burrs and the people are covered in mosquito welts and putting on deet before bed.
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Age yourself by naming a video game you grew up playing. I’ll start: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
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nine years apart 😭😭😭😭😭
IM GONNA CRY, WHO CREATED THIS GIF
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this is what theyre doing to shane hollander on ao3 xitter.cf/BVNDIlT/status/2089617…
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BRING ON NOVEMBER. LFG
PEGGY FLANAGAN WINS HER PRIMARY FOR MINNESOTA’S US SENATE SEAT!! reaction from her party at first ave in minneapolis!!
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one jimothy is an adorable meme, but two jimothys probably means theres some horrible chemical spill thats mutating racoons
FOX 13 Seattle reports there may be more than one Jimothy roaming Ballard.
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This man is Johnny from the Devil Went Down to Georgia.
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Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”
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Argentines to other Latinos: "We have to stick together and support each other against these colonisers." Latinos today:
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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.
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My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time
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I have this song tattooed on me. Rest easy, Sam. 😭
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I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not
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this might be the first time in US history a city mayor is more popular nationally than the president
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