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alex

@fenchurchly

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 Oakland, CA
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Joined February 2015
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Caitlin@caitlin_mmm19h
EVERYONE PUT YOUR COSTUME BACK ON WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN
hailee 🦌 (@prairiepr1ncess) profile picturehailee 🦌@prairiepr1ncessNov 1
his costume arrived a day late
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menswear guy did a thread on how fat jon ossoff's ass is and now he's the top choice in the dem primary #noticing
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbers20h
New - 2028 Democratic primary 🔵 Ossoff 18.2% 🔵 AOC 18% 🔵 Buttigieg 16% 🔵 Harris 13% 🔵 Kelly 9% 🔵 Newsom 9% Atlas Intel (A) - 1/11
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a.@diffident_Nov 1
the annual romanticization of my own existence begins now
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I am finding out that kids LOVE it (hate it) when you confidently misundetstand their costumes. I have successfully convinced a handful of different trick-or-treaters I have never heard of the character Mario but they look like "a red version of Luigi, from those Mario games"
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Having daylight saving on Halloween night is actually a great ruse to get vampires to stay out past sunrise.
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Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton
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Crunchwrap supreme
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKAOct 30
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Grassy Knoll angle footage
Eric Leyden (@Leyden_Eric) profile pictureEric Leyden@Leyden_EricOct 29
Seven years ago I witnessed history
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Replying to @MikeHotDogMayor @bufordsharkley @kylekatarn95 @_giacomo_volpe_
@bufordsharkley @kylekatarn95 @_giacomo_volpe_
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A03’s yearly operational budget is only $688k. Some newly minted AI billionaire needs to step up and do some effective altruism here as reparations for injesting every word on the site into AI training years ago
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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 28
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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The sound of his feet shuffling LMAOO
someswaggt (@someswaggt) profile picturesomeswaggt@someswaggtOct 29
Hallowemby we are so back
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The Mr Brightside caucus
Rachel Janfaza (@racheljanfaza) profile pictureRachel Janfaza
@racheljanfazaOct 29
Talarico is 37 Ossoff is 39 El Sayed is 41 Forstag is 32 Rutinel is 31 Sand is 44 Democrats are struggling with young men, yet many of their buzziest candidates are young men under 45.
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Liste (@endliste) profile pictureListe@endlisteOct 27
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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day 1 of Lula IV: magical realism is now real in Brazil
💌 (@soueunalaura) profile picture💌@soueunalauraOct 26
Bom dia. Um tucano me acordou hoje batendo na minha janela.
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[working as a realtor on sesame street] there’s no registry so I don’t know if I legally have to disclose this but there IS a vampire with OCD living here
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momo@1momo1__Oct 29
Not sure what they are saying but seems like they are trying to teach Rudy what to do
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If you see me walking out of the amc with this no you didn’t
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Of course I’m fun, babe. I got us tickets to see that three hour long documentary on Saturday at 9am.
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calling the valkyries frauds is crazy this franchise is literally two years old. playoffs in year one, finals in year two. they’ve been so good that y’all forgot they’re still a new team lmao. win or lose, what they’ve built is impressive.
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