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menswear guy did a thread on how fat jon ossoff's ass is and now he's the top choice in the dem primary #noticing
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I am finding out that kids LOVE it (hate it) when you confidently misundetstand their costumes. I have successfully convinced a handful of different trick-or-treaters I have never heard of the character Mario but they look like "a red version of Luigi, from those Mario games"
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Having daylight saving on Halloween night is actually a great ruse to get vampires to stay out past sunrise.
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Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton
A genuine thrill to be able to hear the football game at Berkeley High School from the house tonight. Feels EXTREMELY autumnal.
I'm sorry to the players but unfortunately I am going to need it to rain.
The most Buffalo halftime show is happening at Highmark Stadium on Thanksgiving. 🤩
See you on November 26, @googoodolls!
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