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This is an intelligence test
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Catalytic converter thieves are getting so brazen they're stealing them with people still in the car fark.com/go/12841150 fark.com/12841150
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I mean, it's one shopping cart, Big Lots. What could it cost? Two managers their jobs? fark.com/go/12841174 fark.com/12841174
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Naked man on drugs at 9:30 in the morning, running past the police station. Better catch him before he... nope, he's in the canal fark.com/go/12841020 fark.com/12841020
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Foursome golfing a too slow? Time to give someone else a whooping fark.com/go/12840786 fark.com/12840786
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The top absolute must-drive roadways in every state. Surprisingly New Jersey has one that doesn't smell like the Turnpike fark.com/go/12840748 fark.com/12840748
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Cats are cats are cats [video] fark.com/12840450
Aren't you glad you spotted this post
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Just so you know, legendary lifesaving Iditarod hero Balto was a damn fine dog. A best dog if you will fark.com/go/12840442 fark.com/12840442
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Wait until these guys dial up Liam Neeson's phone fark.com/go/12840336 fark.com/12840336
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Folks, here's how to score some of a $725 million settlement from Facebook's parent company Meta for passing your personal information to third parties. Revenge is a dish best served in cold cash fark.com/go/12840466 fark.com/12840466
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QAnon mom convicted for lying about someone trying to kidnap her kids to draw attention to worldwide problem of fictional kidnappings of children. She tried to pin the fake kidnapping on a Hispanic couple fark.com/go/12839890 fark.com/12839890
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I'm just saying, if you're not watching the @Fark live news stream on Thursdays, you're missing out.
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'90s Sci-Fi, King Chuck, NES games. and weird fast food promotions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 20-26: Unnecessarily Smart Home Edition, via @ox45tallboy fark.com/12839920
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Eight foods one should never make from scratch. Nine, if you include sauerbraten fark.com/go/12839698 fark.com/12839698
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