@csclauder
 Houston, TX
ChristineClauder.com
Joined September 2007
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Hegseth wanting to inject our soldiers with testosterone for “peak lethality” while being afraid of vaccines is peak MAGA. 🤦‍♂️
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Zach Griff
@ZachGriffMar 23
I built a free live TSA wait time tracker that shows live wait times by checkpoint, including Precheck, Clear, and priority (where available). I did it because: - TSA lines are insane - Existing tools offer estimated waits - Test the power of AI tools tsa.fromthetraytable.com/
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Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure! Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!
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Every fucking one of these documents is like From: <███████> To: jeevacation@ gmail. com Subject: Crimes I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon? Sent From My iPad
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Tornado #houston @khou11
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Leonardo DiCaprio just sold his PS2
Sony
@Sony26 Oct 2025
The PS2 turns 25 today! What's your favorite game you played on it? 🎮
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Phil Collins is the only person who could drum & sing like this while looking like the IT guy at your workplace
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Replying to @SUBWAY
@SUBWAY i paid for double protein on the sandwich, but it seems I got NO protein. As @Wendys used to say, “ where is the beef?” on this “double protein” footlong? That’s, what, one slice of meat?
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My sandwich was slightly better, but definitely not double protein either.
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Also, I tried to submit this via your website, but your web form is not submitting. Also, your website misspelled the street name the restaurant is located on. No quality control for your website OR your restaurants, it seems.
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@imjustt823 Sep 2025
isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings
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"What about Bill Clinton?!?!?!" Oh no not Bill Clinton, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
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I can't click "like" fast enough on all these memes, slow down #ElonVsTrump
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Broke my no-shopping Temu streak
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Popeyes
@Popeyes8 May 2025
pope yes
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If I had an extra $2500 for food, I would dine at Bluewater Seafood 🦀 🧈🦞 #GustoPaydayChallenge via @gustohq
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My rice cooker comes with a pickaxe option
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unless you're announcing the death of somebody, i don't wanna hear "breaking news" anymore
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So… DEI?
ABC News
@ABC5 Mar 2025
Pres. Trump gave 13-year-old Devarjaye "DJ" Daniel, who aspires to become a police officer but was diagnosed with brain cancer in 2018, "the biggest honor of them all" by asking the Secret Service to "officially" make the teen an agent of the U.S. Secret Service.
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Hurricane forecasting has never been better. The NHC just had their most successful year. But we sit at a perilous moment & it's important to understand what may be coming from the Trump Administration. Here's an economic argument to proceed cautiously: theeyewall.com/austerity-mea…
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