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cowboy kim

@fancypandy

fly suburban SAHM & artist / please stop avalanche of cam girls. I am an adult who knows where porn hub is.

 Brookline, MA
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Joined February 2011
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Dan Crohn@DanCrohn4 Jul 2020
WHERE ARE ALL YOUR PUZZLES NOW?
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Dan Crohn@DanCrohn4 Jul 2020
Phase 3 in the sheets phase 1 in the streets
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Can someone tell me why we have the two most useless bastards I have ever seen in my 50 odd years in charge of running the UK and the US ?
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Japanese girl gets lost and befriends a river. Actually still sounds quite good...
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OG and the original bad boy wishing you a Merry Christmas!
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“But how should *I* feel if I’ve already paid off my student loan debt?” I dunno, maybe feel good that things will be easier for everyone after you? Are you also mad that you spent $3000 on a Gateway computer in 1998 and now everything is cheaper and faster? Grow the fuck up
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Replying to @KimKardashian @kkwbeauty
WHEN DID I HAVE TO START PUTTING FOUNDATION ON MY FUCKING BODY. DID I MISS SOMETHING
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I also have never dated Moby
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Give a woman flowers and you make her happy for a day. Teach a woman to grow flowers and you’re mansplaining, dude, not cool.
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This is why a “middle ground” approach to our climate crisis is unacceptable. This isn’t like other issues where you can pretend you’re a sober adult by cutting the difference between left and right. You’re either fighting for our future or you’re not. commondreams.org/news/2019/0…
'We Don't Know a Planet Like This': CO2 Levels Hit 415 PPM for First Time in 3 Million+ Years |...

'We Don't Know a Planet Like This': CO2 Levels Hit 415 PPM for First Time in 3 Million+ Years |...

"How is this not breaking news on all channels all over the world?"

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Dan Crohn@DanCrohn13 May 2019
If my parents taught me anything, it's how to get to an airport way too early.
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Going from waitressing a year ago to now carries a LOT of life-adjustments. But 3 paychecks in has shown me how 1 of the greatest scams in US is the idea that financial struggle is due to “poor character.” It’s a huge myth designed to keep people from empowering themselves. /1
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BAKOON@BAKKOOONN27 Apr 2015
how many babies did you send to space, bush. you fucker. how many babies are still up there
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Dan Crohn@DanCrohn13 Apr 2019
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
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Jay Kuo
@nycjayjay12 Apr 2019
Omg
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Seth Rogen
@Sethrogen13 Apr 2019
I’m thrilled to be a part of this.
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If I were wine, this would not be a very good year.
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Fox News brought me up 3,000+ times in *6 weeks.* That’s how hard they’re fighting against dignified healthcare, wages, & justice for all; and turning their firepower on the youngest Congresswoman in history to do it. Too bad for them, cause we don’t flinch. #ForThePeople
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Ripped jeans are back in fashion. I'm getting lots of positive comments about mine, such as "Jesus Christ!", "Dude, WTF?" and "Oh god, I can see his balls"
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