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fly suburban SAHM & artist / please stop avalanche of cam girls. I am an adult who knows where porn hub is.

Brookline, MA
Joined February 2011
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Replying to @Bluevotr
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WHERE ARE ALL YOUR PUZZLES NOW?
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Phase 3 in the sheets phase 1 in the streets
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Can someone tell me why we have the two most useless bastards I have ever seen in my 50 odd years in charge of running the UK and the US ?
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Replying to @REDROMINA
Japanese girl gets lost and befriends a river. Actually still sounds quite good...
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OG and the original bad boy wishing you a Merry Christmas!
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“But how should *I* feel if I’ve already paid off my student loan debt?” I dunno, maybe feel good that things will be easier for everyone after you? Are you also mad that you spent $3000 on a Gateway computer in 1998 and now everything is cheaper and faster? Grow the fuck up
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WHEN DID I HAVE TO START PUTTING FOUNDATION ON MY FUCKING BODY. DID I MISS SOMETHING
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I also have never dated Moby
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Give a woman flowers and you make her happy for a day. Teach a woman to grow flowers and you’re mansplaining, dude, not cool.
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This is why a “middle ground” approach to our climate crisis is unacceptable. This isn’t like other issues where you can pretend you’re a sober adult by cutting the difference between left and right. You’re either fighting for our future or you’re not. commondreams.org/news/2019/0…
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If my parents taught me anything, it's how to get to an airport way too early.
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Going from waitressing a year ago to now carries a LOT of life-adjustments. But 3 paychecks in has shown me how 1 of the greatest scams in US is the idea that financial struggle is due to “poor character.” It’s a huge myth designed to keep people from empowering themselves. /1
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There is a Japanese show on @netflix called “My husband won’t fit”. It’s basically amazing. Just watch it. #MyHusbandWontFit
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GOP law maker and vaginal kryptonite. If this was the only guy around to fuck we wouldn’t even be having this debate #GOP #tonytinderholt #no
Meet Tony Tinderholt. Right now the only thing he is killing is my libido. With his face. #tonytinderholt #GOP #ProLife ?