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Bux/Mont
Joined December 2012
Replying to @E_Ville13
We’ll see you in November
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The next time you think a police officers is full of shit please remember they have less required training than barbers.
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Replying to @Margot_VDS
This dude is local which makes kidnapping easier
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How presidents treat classified documents.
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Replying to @Mom_Overboard
Tums brand smoothies but a blender can’t hurt
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Might get a second job at the car wash.
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Some asshole and his dad are sitting in the front seat of my train.
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This is all the incentive dems should need to cut a deal.
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Do you want to trade?
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Cutting corners where we can. Inflation has brought me to this.
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pls fwd this to your parents
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Please be aware that Pep Boys is mispricing their mushrooms.
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