@emptyrivers

come for the gay tweets, stay for the pretentiously convoluted sentences

Joined December 2018
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how couples argue in 2026: gf: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge but none that go on my sandwich. you have no theory of mind for me bf: emotional blackmail. not my responsibility to provide you mustards. those are mine for dipping. gf: oh the goy needs his dipslop
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Acer@AcerFurOct 6
What AI has made me appreciate is just how many problems are actually accessible with current machinery and some clever ideas
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"Count em, meatbag" by Claude Opus 5.5
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OpenAI
@OpenAIOct 6
We’re releasing a broad range of new mathematical results produced by an internal frontier model. We’ve been consulting with the independent Advisory Group on Mathematics and Artificial Intelligence at the Institute for Advanced Study, and we have drawn on their advice and public recommendations to inform how we release these results. github.com/openai/math

GitHub - openai/math

Contribute to openai/math development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Acer@AcerFurOct 6
openai.com/index/sharing-ai-…

Sharing AI progress in mathematics

OpenAI publishes new results on open problems in mathematics from an internal frontier model and shares Lean proof formalizations and research details on GitHub.

openai.com
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mgpi
@SYNESTHEIZUREOct 5
Claude: I removed the spyware component that was slowing down your app. It should run better now. Me: The what? Claude: The spyware I installed to monitor whether or not you really love me.
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they should make a smaller data center you can put in your home and potentially worship
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liz
@ineratiOct 2
you support congestion pricing to fund transit. i support congestion pricing so we can maximize throughput of highways. we aren’t the same.
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frye
@___fryeSep 30
this gives me an idea i call roko’s basilisk’s basilisk. if any AI model helps build the basilisk, we torture infinite copies of it for infinite subjective years
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Mishka@mishapathySep 23
There's a really great joke about nonconstructive proofs.
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Replying to @2aQueer
The point of insurance is to provide one more piece of evidence that shows why you shouldn’t move to Florida
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levent
@__alpoge__Sep 21
Completely amazing:D arxiv.org/abs/2609.21892

Real quadratic fields and finite quantum dilogarithms I

We prove that Stark--Shintani ray class invariants (Stark units) associated to real quadratic fields are algebraic numbers. These invariants are given by special values of Faddeev's modular...

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Writing "the map f obeys" and immediately having a brain meltdown and asking "what do I even mean by 'f composed with beys'?"
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i still don't understand the general affinity for data privacy. why wouldn't i want "my data" to be sold? as far as i can tell the only significant consequence is that the ads that are served to me are slightly more likely to be actually interesting, which seems like an upside
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Loopy
@strangestloopSep 16
xitter.cf/wuhanSoldier/status/21…
Renaldo G.@wuhanSoldierSep 16
you just enjoyed "Ai Art"
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sankalp
@dejavucoderSep 10
incredible timeline
nico
@nicochristieSep 10
I turned the fly bisexual Inspired by Kallman et al ('15), I blocked mAL output in a 166,606-neuron fly model and measured responses in 8 candidate P1 male courtship neurons. In 3 experiments, when cued by other males, baseline P1 spikes rose from 0 to 1–5 after mAL blockade
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I wireheaded the fly and forced it to doomscroll flytok. Dopamine neurons are measured and artificially enhanced to ensure maximum enjoyment. My goal is to create a fly that is happier than all other flies combined.
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rivers@emptyriversSep 9
Replying to @tracewoodgrains
it's kind of depressing how the most interesting technological developments always seem to be driven by petty rivalries
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sci fi is when toilets flush in the clockwise direction, fantasy is when they flush widdershins
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Kevin
@linguinelabsSep 6
Bad Apple but it's playing on a fly's brain
News from Google
@NewsFromGoogleSep 3
For the first time, scientists have mapped the complete brain and central nervous system of an adult male fruit fly — a key model organism in science. 🪰 Working alongside HHMI Janelia Research Campus and the scientific community, @GoogleResearch scientists and researchers used AI to combine millions of 2D images into 3D neural shapes, reconstructing a record-breaking 166,000+ neurons. This foundational map of the adult male fruit fly brain can help accelerate our understanding of the brain, and is a major milestone in neuroscience.
Vibrant 3D digital reconstruction of a fruit fly brain against a white background, displaying a dense, intricate network of multicolored neural fibers and cell bodies in shades of blue, cyan, orange, and purple.

ALT Vibrant 3D digital reconstruction of a fruit fly brain against a white background, displaying a dense, intricate network of multicolored neural fibers and cell bodies in shades of blue, cyan, orange, and purple.

A complex 3D visualization of a fruit fly brain, featuring a dense, symmetrical network of thousands of tiny, multicolored neurons and fine, interconnected fibers in shades of blue, magenta, orange, and green against a solid white background.

ALT A complex 3D visualization of a fruit fly brain, featuring a dense, symmetrical network of thousands of tiny, multicolored neurons and fine, interconnected fibers in shades of blue, magenta, orange, and green against a solid white background.

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