come for the gay tweets, stay for the pretentiously convoluted sentences

Joined December 2018
for some reason my pinned post got deleted, so here's the thread of my talking points again
Replying to @emptyrivers
linguistic drift is totally out of your ingroup's control, so it's curmudgeonly to complain when your jargon loses its meaning
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i do wonder how instructive chess community is wrt "suddenly a computer is better than you in every way" like chess is more popular in 21st century than ever before, in large part due to engines allowing ppl to get their feet wet without paying $$$ for tutors and books and such.
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thinking about the dental hygienist i saw as a teenager who suggested i get my eyebrows plucked
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a diet of mostly staple crops seems obviously less nutritious than that of a hunter-gatherer, so one might imagine that the agricultural revolution was at the time hugely controversial because of all the grainslop. but, we did eventually learn the bitter agricultural lesson.
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hypertext is such a banger technology, my favorite artistic medium. it's language that you can interact with, tweak and transform in real time like speech but possesses a permanence no spoken word can imitate
curious to look up the differences in how WWW was first described vs now “wide-area” → global “info retrieval” → info system (JavaScript didn’t arrive until a couple of years later) they tried to make “W3” happen but it didn’t catch on, WWW won hypermedia → media
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turned out google wasn't actually all that good at it!
Replying to @emptyrivers
if google is so good at making AI then why do their ads think i'm straight. not like i'm hiding anything over here
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me & who
someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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i suppose it's not that surprising that the class of people famous for not picking up on social cues would believe that they are in fact very good at it
Hot take: Neurodivergent people can understand social cues just fine. What throws us off is often the INAUTHENTICITY behind them. So much of society revolves around fake smiles, meaningless small talk, and pretending everything is fine when it clearly isn’t. Like, babe, I can see that you’re hurting. How am I supposed to comfortably sit here and discuss the weather when your entire soul looks exhausted?
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opus 5.5 does still struggle with playing chess, it recommends dubious moves & misses obvious tactics. you can mitigate by having it generate the board positions in ascii (or having it run stockfish ofc) but plain reasoning isn't up to the task of evaluating a move sequence
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how couples argue in 2026: gf: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge but none that go on my sandwich. you have no theory of mind for me bf: emotional blackmail. not my responsibility to provide you mustards. those are mine for dipping. gf: oh the goy needs his dipslop
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hell yeah i'm getting pro farmer propaganda in my ads
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skived off going to the gym for a week and now today i'm hitting PRs left & right. this is the worst infohazard
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like no really every single exercise i blew past my previous best!
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if you stalk me on hevy don't tell me it's you. maybe one day i will decide im hot enough to post thirst traps when logging my workout and knowing ppl u know are watching would stop me from doing that
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all the regular machines at the gym are used to i'm using the whimsical ones by Hoist that move the seat around as you lift the weight
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rehydrating salts have a funny way of making you feel *more* thirsty, maybe because they increase absorption so much compared to regular water that saliva etc levels decrease and it feels similar to mild dehydration?
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rivers retweeted
What AI has made me appreciate is just how many problems are actually accessible with current machinery and some clever ideas
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"Count em, meatbag" by Claude Opus 5.5
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rivers retweeted
We’re releasing a broad range of new mathematical results produced by an internal frontier model. We’ve been consulting with the independent Advisory Group on Mathematics and Artificial Intelligence at the Institute for Advanced Study, and we have drawn on their advice and public recommendations to inform how we release these results. github.com/openai/math
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this seems precisely backwards ngl
Replying to @xwanyex
This is the culture that produced the sword in the stone. It doesn’t matter how much you’ve practiced, how much you’ve trained, how hard you’ve worked. You’re either meant to pull the sword or you aren’t. Neo isn’t “the one” because he studied to be.
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started from the bottom now we're here type shit
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you have a calling & will find it easier to improve in one direction than others, yes. but you still have to *improve* yourself, or that potential will come to naught
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