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elise

@eliseliselise

the scream emoji

 LA
Joined March 2012
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her hips literally cannot lie under oath deadline.com/2022/07/shakira…
Shakira Could Face 8-Years In Prison, $23M Fine In Spanish Tax Evasion Case

Shakira Could Face 8-Years In Prison, $23M Fine In Spanish Tax Evasion Case

The singer is accused of not paying nearly $15 million taxes from 2012-2014. The singer says she has already paid about $17.5 million to the Spanish tax office.

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We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: venmo.me/vm
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Now do the cops that murdered Breonna Taylor.
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the bare minimum.
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Last night, after nearly 6 anxious months of being told "the company will have a response for you shortly," my employer, @latimes, finally handed me a decision on the pay discrimination claim I filed through my union.
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Replying to @JoeBiden
shut up old man and give us healthcare
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We rescued a kitty from the streets! Not every stray cat needs help, but this little cutie was definitely way too scared to be out and about. Let me know if you know of a cat parent who lost this kitty in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.
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please watch. please listen closely. if anyone has any information on this man / a link to his go fund me please let me know. this is absolutely not okay. we will not be silenced.
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SpaceX achieves humanity's shared dream of blowing off this suckhole planet news.avclub.com/spacex-achie…
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How come every cop is outfitted like an Avenger but health care professionals are out there fighting COVID wearing barrels on suspenders
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If you’re arrested for protesting in Chicago, Indianapolis or Louisville, my law firm will represent you pro-bono.
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Move Bitch You Got #Coronavirus 🦠 youtu.be/ugtN6HCqatc
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I decided to rewatch GREEN BOOK this morning to see if I could figure out why it won Best Picture, and... I guess the Academy just really loved Morrissey's end credits song? youtube.com/watch?v=-_96bgvI…
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The State of the Union was 10,000 years ago. The Super Bowl is now as old as the cosmos itself
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If men got pregnant you’d be able to get abortions at Starbucks
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Something lighthearted to start off the week
Image from Huron Valley DSA (@HuronValleyDSA)
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Image from non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)
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Good afternoon to this video of Tiffany Mann singing the best version of She Used To Be Mine there is. PERIOD.
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I’m a school photographer and we got to take a service dog’s picture for the yearbook today 😭😭😭 – at Lake Charles, LA
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Image from jillian (@JillEngel_)
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[my very sober ass as i scratch up my phone charger port by shoving the cable blindly into it at 1am to charge my phone]: fuck you Sherlock Holmes
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