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Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2020
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when platner pivots to standup i really just hope he doesn't punch down
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who did trump pardon in the fifa accords again?
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you love to see it, folks. love my city
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ridley scott's asterix
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55 years ago this month, the US House voted 338-70 for a constitutional amendment to abolish the Electoral College and switch to direct popular vote election (w/ 40% needed to win and avoid top 2 runoff) govtrack.us/congress/votes/9… (D 184-44, R 154-26). Died in Senate.
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Netanyahu’s right-wing, extremist government is violating international & US law and has created a humanitarian disaster in Gaza. Today, I announced that I will file Joint Resolutions of Disapproval to stop the sale of U.S. arms to Israel and end our complicity in this disaster.
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This is not good public speaking. Doesn’t sound like an Obama impersonator and he’s not comparing antiwar protesters to the Klan. No long winding prepositional chains like “access to resources for awareness of diabetes” He doesn’t even talk like a lawyer. 0/10, who is this punk?
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The DNC is the only reason you're not currently enjoying a second-term Sanders and a sane Supreme Court.
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is this fucking election important or not? you can’t have it both ways. you’ve lost all right to claim that people are being hysterical. it’s either the most important event in American history or it’s not important enough to hurt Joe Biden’s feelings over. pick one.
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Is Oppenheimer a musical?!
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Every horror movie must change its title to the plot device it uses to get rid of everyone's cell phone
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🚨🚨🚨 Many pundits are saying that Hunter S. Biden's ONLY goddamn hope to avoid EPIC jail time is to run for President... against his own FATHER... AND WIN!!!
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Step one: legally change name to Totoro Step two: be the *worst* fuckin neighbor
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But you are the life I needed all along I think of you as my glider Although that sounds dumb And words are Zonai devices
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absolute sax corrupts saxolutely
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Alex jones voice: CHARGING INTO A MOBLIN NEST, MAKING LOVE TO A BOKOBLIN
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I need a fuckin oled purah pad is what i need
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Props to capcom for releasing the re4 remake when the president's daughter is a true ashley
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