@SamGrittner

Poison for dinner? Again? 📸 IG: @samgrittner

 WFH INSIDE MY COFFIN, BK, NYC
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Joined March 2009
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Just clocking out from the nuclear waste factory and boy are my arms fourteen legs.
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em@emilyagain30 Sep 2024
no not rats having better access to reproductive healthcare than most women
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTL30 Sep 2024
NYC will soon be giving rats birth control pills to stop reproducing. There are 3,000,000 rats in New York City
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em@emilyagainOct 13
AI slop could never replace the Halloween decorations displayed by the average Astoria home owner
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Tonight on 'GIRLS'@TonightOnGIRLSOct 14
Hannah writes a NYT-best-selling children’s book about miscarriages; Marnie turns 39 for the third time (turns 42); Shoshanna accidentally stops a mass shooting by fucking an incel; Jessa B E C O M E S A S U N S E T.
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Tonight on 'GIRLS'@TonightOnGIRLSOct 14
Shoshanna joins the IDF, Hannah joins Hamas, Jessa joins the Houthis, and Marnie joins a new Equinox.
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Today marks 3 years since I last consumed drugs or alcohol. Lots of sugar, too many cigarettes but no booze or pills or pot. Yes, I still sniff gas twice a year — no one is perfect I wrote an essay about this, check out out here if you're interested: medium.com/@samgri.../the-la…...

The Last Rodeo

Today marks 3 years since I last consumed drugs or alcohol and that, my friends, is fucking awesome. Lots of sugar, too many cigarettes but…

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Steve Bannon was Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend. Why is still being treated like a respectable person instead of what he was attempting; to rehabilitate the 21st century’s most prolific sex trafficker? This guy should be forced to live in the sewers and subsist on dead rats.
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You’re a hanger-on of the most the prolific pedophile in modern times. Steve Bannon was his bestie and you’re just crazyyy thirsty. Shut the fuck up, loser.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskJan 14
Teaching people to hate America fundamentally destroys patriotism and the desire to defend our country. Such teachings should be viewed as treason and those who do it imprisoned.
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em@emilyagainJan 29
Today's transportation options in NYC: -walking on unshoveled streets and faceplanting in front of strangers (free) -3 subways that take 92 minutes for a ride that's usually 20 minutes ($3) +Lyft one neighbohood away ($94)
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Paul Blest@pblestJan 30
People yelling at coffee shops and sandwich places for not closing, and instead donating their meager profit margins to immigration defense groups, during a general strike that was organized entirely on Instagram…thank you for your service. You are all heroes
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Fred Lambert
@FredLambertJan 30
Elon Musk in an actual email to Epstein: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
Fred Lambert
@FredLambertJan 30
Hilarious, it's actually Epstein who canceled on Musk's island visit. Musk claimed he "refused" the invite, but he was clearly trying to go. That was for New Year's Eve 2013. Musk is also on the calendar in for the New Year a year later.
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em@emilyagainJan 30
Shoutout to Kips Bay Deli across from the AMC for stopping at nothing to advertise their sandwiches
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“Who brings a gun to a protest???”
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You run a child porn creation “everything-app.” Nobody likes you, you’re just stupidly rich and stupid. Go wank off into your fed-ex boxes you fucking loser.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskJan 14
Teaching people to hate America fundamentally destroys patriotism and the desire to defend our country. Such teachings should be viewed as treason and those who do it imprisoned.
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pat tobin@tastefactory15 Oct 2025
Yep that’s them alright
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm15 Oct 2025
First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’ In theaters in June 2026.
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So if a horse hits the back of my head my net worth hits triple digits?
Marc Benioff
@Benioff3 Sep 2025
Elon’s Tesla Optimus 🤖🔥 is here! Dawn of the physical Agentforce revolution, tackling human work for $200K–$500K. Productivity game-changer! Congrats @elonmusk, and thank you for always being so kind to me! 🚀 #Tesla #Optimus
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Me: *playing Russian roulette and the gun clicks 5 times against my skull before I set it down too hard and it goes off* Bill Ackman: “Textbook, Art of the Deal.”
Bill Ackman
@BillAckman9 Apr 2025
This was brilliantly executed by @realDonaldTrump. Textbook, Art of the Deal.
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Check, please!
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The alleged shooter of the United HealthCare CEO was spotted and apprehended at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania today. Someone recognized him after he refused to leave until he could “have a word” with Dr. Pepper.
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Fuck this place. I’m over here. XOXO
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