Twiddles bits for telecoms. Likes shiny things. Part of @snaileditdev @tildydev. Builds @pushcut_app. Views are my own. He/Him/His. https://xitter.cf/t.co/xxoUi1TNoN

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Joined December 2010
David Stephens retweeted
Hot take, if your code looks especially noteworthy in a few screenshots, it’s probably too clever, and not ideal as part of a large team or a large-scale, high-stakes service
Replying to @ZoeSchiffer
Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/
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Replying to @eternalstorms
You're a gem, this is amazing!!
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David Stephens retweeted
SELL THE DOCK TO DEVELOPERS PLEASE
Apple Watch Series 7 Supports 60.5GHz Wireless Data Transfer, But Likely for Apple’s Internal Use Only macrumors.com/2021/09/23/app… by @rsgnl
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David Stephens retweeted
Good work everyone
Full phone number database of #Clubhouse is up for sale on the #Darknet. It contains 3.8 billion phone numbers. These are not just members but also people in contact lists that were synced. Chances are high that you are listed even if you haven't had a Clubhouse login.
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Hilarious now that anyone thought it was a plot hole that after the events of Jurassic Park that people would dare A) Re-open the park B) Be eager to visit the re-opened Park
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Replying to @flareaudio
These are crap, I’ve taken 2 every night for a week - no difference! And I’m constipated now!,
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David Stephens retweeted
DONATE YOUR SCRUBS FOR THE #NHS 💙 London Scrub Hub needs your scrubs from Secret Cinema presents 28 Days Later! If you have scrubs in good condition and fit for purpose email [email protected] to donate. No scrubs? Help crowdfund materials: gofundme.com/f/buy-fabric-to…
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David Stephens retweeted
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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David Stephens retweeted
Sorry, says who? – at Melbourne, Victoria
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David Stephens retweeted
Bob Mueller today was decent, honest, humble, measured, patriotic, apolitical & above the fray. He returned none of the bile the president and others have heaped on him. Whatever you thought of his performance, he is far better than his critics and remains an American hero. 🙏
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Wandering the streets #WWDC2019 – at San Jose, CA
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"Thanks for buying an Apple monitor stand! Do you have a minute for our user survey? Which of these best describes you?" ☐ I've got fuck you money ☐ I make poor financial decisions ☐ My boss is an idiot ☐ My VC-funded company makes poor financial decisions ☐ Ooo shiny ☐ Yes
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David Stephens retweeted
#WWDC2019 with @the_general44 at sfMacIndie, all the way from London.
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Not sure what all these counties with huge carplay adoption are, but they ain't the UK.... #WWDC2019
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