I recently figured out why "the Agile movement" no longer meet my needs. It has mostly transformed from focusing on playing the game to commentary about the game.
That is, we've come to value the commentators over the players.
Tobbe Gyllebring retweeted
TIL that a “data lake” is just an S3 bucket stuffed choke full o’ good ol’ csv files – at Oakland, CA
You know the target audience is members of the cult when nuanced comparisons could have been made and been favorable, but instead you went for over the top dumb.
Tobbe Gyllebring retweeted
Kubernetes is an Ancient Greek word meaning "More containers than customers."
Replying to @codescene
@codescene I'm starting to feel unbelievably stupid but I can't find an answer to something as silly as "how do I get rid of the Demo-MongoDB" project?
Seemingly it can't be deleted, and I find no way to exclude it from the portfolio and list of projects.
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John-Dag Addy@jd_addy12 Aug 2023
Brazil
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It amazes me that the same people that consider “developers” fungible are upset when the resources consider them equally exchangeable.
— Torbjörn Gyllebring (@drunkcod)
Replying to @DanneKarlsson
Artisteri är en tävling i sömnbrist?
Du är välkänd förr teleportation?
Folk är sopor?
Tobbe Gyllebring retweeted
Hatten av för @drunkcod som blev första svensk någonsin att springa längre än 27 mil på 24 timmar. Grattis killen - du är jävligt dålig på att ge upp!
This is almost as good as publishing a list of, and handing out rewards to great places to work..
Caveat. You pay to be "nominated" and there's consulting on how to get your number up...
No. I'm not making this up.
Replying to @DanneKarlsson @LIkonen
Johan är i sanning ett fenomen.
Irriterande nog så är han ju inte bara VD, superlöpare och har tid för sin familj. Han är ju dessutom trevlig och oändligt ödmjuk.
Jag ska göra så gott jag kan för att ni ska få en bra show i Oktober!
Replying to @Wildenstam
Jag tänker att kalva och calvert är ungefär som gross och grouse.
Säger det med erfarenhet av båda :)
Replying to @DanneKarlsson
Haha, snyggt! Jag fortsätter min kamp för att få "långtsamt" erkänna. Har ganska bra uptake inom vissa kretsar för "varvför"
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Todd Charron@toddcharron15 Feb 2023
Canada
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What happened to Agile Coaching?
I’ve been in Agile for quite some time now
What I see today doesn’t look anything like the Agile I got involved with
I think it's time we talked about it
I'm getting really tired of getting told that theoretically the code that just ran in perfectly fine won't perform well enough... especially when I ran it on the worst case scenario.
Replying to @eikonne
I recall Agile folks saying about PMs and PMOs that they should just be told to apply for actually useful jobs in the org.
So I guess, same?
Replying to @danbjson @MaraMackan
Stockholmshandelskammare har publicerat denna stockholmshandelskammare.se/…
Instead, solutions sold and accepted seem more uniform, more similar and shallow.
We churn tools, frameworks, and styles at a more frantic pace than ever. But deep insights, measured tradeoffs, and engineering. They are as rare as ever.
But we do love scaled ceremonies
When I started programming, it was a profession of geeks and nerds, an odd minority.
Today, it's the most common job in Stockholm, the 8th most common in Sweden.
The what, how, and who has changed as drastically, I'm sure.
That's awesome, and it should imply more nuance.
Replying to @MaraMackan
Utan att lägga en värdering i det, så tänker jag att yrket måste ha i sin grund förändrats om det på 20 år gått från att vara ett skrå för "kufar" till att vara det vanligaste arbetet i Stockholm och det åttonde vanligaste i landet.



