Lover of comedy. Hater of drama. Creator of both. I put the hug in thug life. โถ๐“…“

At the gym eating pizza
Joined July 2008
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Check out some great comics live in action as #WhosLaughingNow shows off this week's #CentralCanadaโ€™s #ComedyCalender. Get ready for some great laughs! Can't make it to a show? Then get your comedy fix by tuning into the #SXMComedyclub ch. 168!
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Check out some great comics live in action as #WhosLaughingNow shows off this week's #CentralCanadaโ€™s #ComedyCalender. Get ready for some great laughs! Can't make it to a show? Then get your comedy fix by tuning into the #SXMComedyclub ch. 168!
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Stand-up comedianย Dom Pare launching album at Newmarket show newmarkettoday.ca:443/local-โ€ฆ
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Check out some great comics live in action as #WhosLaughingNow shows off this week's #CentralCanadaโ€™s #ComedyCalender. Get ready for some great laughs! Can't make it to a show? Then get your comedy fix by tuning into the #SXMComedyclub ch. 168!
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The new motivational saying is going to be: OJ drove so Diddy could fly
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Donโ€™t miss out on this energetic comedic force as comedian @dpare heads to @YukYuksTO. With his blend of charisma, hilarious observations and memorable comedy. It will be a night to remember. Friday March 15 at 8PM & Saturday March 16 at 7:30PM or 10PM yukyuks.com/?action=club.comโ€ฆ
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Laughs! Tonight! Guelph! Come see comedian Dom Pare at Fixed Gear Brewing Tue Nov 21, 8:30 pm No cover charge! @FixedGBrewing @dpare #comedy
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The past year I have lost friends, peers, and my best friend. I have been dealing with grief while trying to be a comic. Itโ€™s been cruel & unkind. I wrote about it. If youโ€™re comic dealing with Death (and all his friends) I hope this helps โœŒ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿงก thecomedytribune.com/home/20โ€ฆ
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With Dom Pare Anjelica Scannura...both great comics.
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๐ŸšจJUST ANNOUNCED๐Ÿšจ @LetterkennyProb presents A Night Of Stand-Up live in #LdnOnt on December 1st featuring Mark Forward, @JeffMcEnery, @livstadler, and @Allie_Pearse. Brought to you by @OfficialPuppers ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธTickets on sale Friday September 15th 10AM at londonmusichall.com
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So today is my actual birthday and also the birthday of the Island Hipsta clothing line something people have been encouraging me to do foreverrrrrrr and itโ€™s finally online so please check out islandhipsta.com and remember to Spread Loveโ€ฆWalk Goodโ€ฆPractice Happy
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I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names: 1.) I am afraid of electricity
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I do not get plenty to eat at home. - John Tory
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A message to @ElonMusk.
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1. One spring day 76 years ago, a Canadian medic leapt out of a plane high above Nazi Germany and began floating toward the ground. This is the story of Toppy Topham โ€” and how he died.
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Hang a condom on your door handle so your roommates know youโ€™re putting socks on in there.
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#ldnont, are you ready for a #hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ #nightout? Well, Canada's largest entertainment complex is bringing the hilarious #comedians @dpare & @JeffMcEnery on Sept 23 at 8 pm for a gut busting & slap your knee #show, right inside 100 Kellogg Lane. ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ:bit.ly/comedyatkellogg
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#ldnont, are you ready for a #hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ #nightout? Well, Canada's largest entertainment complex is bringing the hilarious #comedians @dpare & @JeffMcEnery on Sept 23 at 8 pm for a gut busting & slap your knee #show, right inside 100 Kellogg Lane. ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ:bit.ly/comedyatkellogg
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Comedian announcing a life event: I farted out a baby or whatever Comedian announcing career event: It was an unusually cold September day the first time I saw Jamie Kennedy and if you told 12 year old me I would one day open for him-
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