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Toronto, Canada
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I wrote an article for Vice about quitting booze, coke, weed, caffeine, cigarettes, red meat, dairy, porn, credit cards and gossip. I now have a fedora with a card that says "Press" xitter.cf/sarahberms/status/9489…
maybe you need this @woodcomedy motivation to quit all of your addictions in 2018? vice.com/en_ca/article/43qn5…
When I lived in downtown Toronto I was very pro bike lane and tolls for people driving in from the GTA.
Now I live in Richmond Hill and drive downtown and I have to be honest I still feel the same because I'm not a selfish piece of shit.
Alex Wood retweeted
Rogan seems to be the only guy who irons his t-shirts and keeps his dress shirts in a pile on the floor
Imagine being a woman in America in 2026 that needs an abortion after she's raped and the doctor says "sorry Hulk Hogan said you can't"
Tim Pool fact checking the debate*
Trump: when I was president every American drove a solid gold spaceship
Tim Pool: that's true
I should be able to skip the line by showing dozens of messages from over the years at 2am asking people if they wanna hit up New Ho King.
