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Just a friendly reminder that if you make under $75k your taxes are going up beginning this year and will increase every two years. You can thank 45 and the @GOP for this gift. They made the stepped increases part of the 2017 “tax cuts.”
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The Christmas tree, severed from its roots and constrained by heavy lights, serves as a cruel warning to my houseplants.
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10,000 retweets on my tweet by 5pm tomorrow and I shotgun an @CoorsLight from my NBA Bubble Hotel Room.
Replying to @FOSTonight
Inclement weather shut us down on 14. 10,000 retweets by tomorrow at 5 pm and I will shotgun a BL during tomorrow’s round.
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PSA: if you’re worried about CO2 accumulation from masks, our climate crisis is going to blow your mind
#MedTwitter #COVID19 #MaskUp
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In the Rose Garden, Trump calls himself "an ally of all peaceful protesters." At the very same moment outside the White House, police and troops have moved against peaceful protesters with tear gas and flash bangs.
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NYT: "President Trump is a ratings hit, and some journalists and public health experts say that could be a dangerous thing. Since reviving the daily White House briefing..."
Trump "quoting" NYT: "President Trump is a ratings hit. Since reviving the daily White House briefing..."
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Say you’re about to listen to something you have as an mp3 or record or whatever. If you have the choice between those and a streaming service, go with the latter; even fractions of pennies count at times like these. Or stream it quietly while playing the vinyl. Everything counts
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“All good hazy IPAs are good in the same way. All bad hazy IPAs are different in different ways. Either way six dudes named Brent will overpay or trade for all of them while drinking none of them.” - Tolstoy
Pretty prophetic imho
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If we can import tomatoes from Mexico, there is absolutely no reason why we cannot import affordable prescription drugs from Canada.
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Im pretty sure House Hunters is the hot pocket of television. I’ve never watched an episode and then thought, “im glad I watched that”. @JimGaffigan #hooooousehuuuunnnnteeeerrrrrs
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No matter which team comes out on top tonight, the real winners of the Super Bowl are those who died recently and no longer have to exist in this hell #SuperBowl2019
Eat Arby’s
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Guessing the Miller Lite drinker doesn’t care that their beer is made with corn syrup. Also guessing that the Bud Light drinker doesn’t care that their beer is made without corn syrup. – at Chicago, IL
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The baseball season may be over, but I still need you to keep your Johnny Dickshot away from my Rusty Kuntz. Check out our Hall of Fame roster of the best baseball player names of all-time. ow.ly/p2m230mmZ1X
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Americans deserve to know: the government funding package passed by the House yesterday is the *exact same* plan passed by the @SenateGOP just weeks ago. And yet, now, they refuse to vote on it. #MSNBCTownHall
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Why did the #beaver cross the road? Because her habitat was fragmented by anthropogenic transportation systems #roadecology #biodiversity
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It's remarkable that the Times this week posted a months-long investigation into the President of the United States, reporting that he "participated in dubious tax schemes during the 1990s, including instances of outright fraud," and so few people are still talking about it.
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When the #Cubs can #ChilliDavis I wonder what the launch angle will be?


























