#eviltwinbeernames enthusiast. former bloggy blog blogger. dynasty baseball player of absolutely zero renown. DC- and dad-related takes and snark. he/him/his
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‘Twas a true and glorious place…
For 53 years, a flashing red light and a dancing skeleton signaled fresh $1 Jell-O shots at this Adams Morgan bar. Al named it after his girlfriend, a bartender who died young. Nobody remembers much else about her.
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That editorial page doesn’t know what it’s for or against…it just knows it has to be different than what it was because of its owner.
It bums me out because this place has been a big thing to me for going on 15 years, but I’m going to migrate to the other place and try to spend less time here. Same handle. Same bad takes. #eviltwinbeernames
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Can you imagine a future where successful college grads work in the federal government for awhile, but then take lucrative jobs in finance and defense contracting? Truly, through Trump we can make this fantasy a reality.
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It's just weird that we have dozens of Trump beat reporters who track the hundreds of people who are 'in or out' of Trump's orbit yet they never touch on the fact that his marriage to Melania is basically over or who he's dating now
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He promised madness, looting, revenge and autocracy and he got a mandate for them. Here we go. This is indeed the American Brexit: a devastating self-inflicted wound that will take at least a generation to heal.
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House Republicans have so been shocked to learn that Trump has selected Matt Gaetz to be his AG—
"I got really no good comment" GOP Rep. Don Bacon said.
House Appropriations Chair Tom Cole said "I know nothing about it."
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Awesome to hear @BigSchlim shouting out @mattadler81 on the most recent DC City Cast episode! open.spotify.com/episode/7FH… – at Washington, DC
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NEW BEER ALERT 🚨
Friday, 11/15 we are tapping a new Brewers’ Cut Release: a Sour Red Ale inspired by the bold character of Flemish Reds! Each sip reveals layers of dark fruit, with a balanced acidity & crisp drinkability @ 4.8%
This is a tasting room exclusive - Draft only 🍻
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Y’all say the economy sucks but turn down $20-30 an hour to watch some kids is bonkers behavior – at Washington, DC
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FYI we don’t need a Department of Government Efficiency. We already have one.
@USGAO - the Government Accountability Office (GAO, est. 1921) - saves $133 for every $1 of funding it receives! If all GAO recommendations were implemented, the financial benefit could be >$200 bil.
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It's just a fact that if a Dem president nominated a guy with this background to be Sec Def it would be a major scandal and controversy. But because GOP immorality is completely normalized at this point I would be shocked if it makes any difference. (The article is from 2018.)
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Outside of this leaderboard idea, much of what Musk describes here can currently be found at:
federalregister.gov
regulations.gov
reginfo.gov
All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency.
Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know!
We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb spending of your tax dollars. This will be both extremely tragic and extremely entertaining 🤣🤣
why is he coming here I thought his whole mission was to get Washington out of Washington and into the quote unquote real America
Elon Musk is coming to Washington. My column, posting early tonight after Trump hands him the government efficiency job — and immense influence over the Washington region's economy. axios.com/local/washington-d…
