don’t ever trust the company man. i’ve been fired from a lot of jobs
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Security asking me to leave after my 6-teenth Perpetual IPA
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This, motherfuckers, THIS is why I bitch about Untappd so much.
“Oh hi, sure, I’ll use your beer menu boards that flash my ratings across the screen every time someone rates a beer and then use those ratings to sell beer.”
Wait, no, this never happened. Fuck Untappd.
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Feeling the Rick Moody/Noah Baumbach vibes tonight with the wife and kiddos out of town.
youtu.be/i_iDx-Lfjyk
Hey @TimJohnsonMN, instead of debating the merits of Chris Cornell’s voice (because I’m right), I think our next public spat should involve Greta Van Fleet.
Some dude just called my Topo Chico “hipster juice” and now I can’t remember why I came to the store.
On a barely related note, if @robertellis_ isn’t featured heavily in the upcoming Big Lebowski sequel soundtrack, I am walking the fuck out of the theater. Bet.
On another barely related note, I would make a hard seltzer if it meant collaborating with @TopoChicoUSA because there is none better.
This is why I twitter. It’s worth reading before it’s deleted forever.
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Hey @WorstBeerBlog, just saw your IG post re:Angry Orchard and all I have to say is fuck the comments section.
Spitting in @foxandfriends burgers is praxis.
Fox & Friends hosts say there's no need to raise the tipped minimum wage: "If you're working at a McDonald's or a small little restaurant where you're making tips, ... if you're nice to the people, you make a lot of money" mm4a.org/4Fz
Shit, at least Richard III got something shiny in return. Folks gave our entitlements for some open racism.
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cool that #Wyoming, with less than 1/4 population of Brooklyn, has two senators who will always vote against climate action
People always say that Eddie Vedder’s vocal mannerisms begat the late 90’s/early aughts Cockless Rock era but I’d argue that James Hetfield’s voice in Unforgiven gave way to all the Scott Stapp’s of the world.
Nev-ahhhh freee-uhh, Nev-ahhhh meee-uh
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