professional line and box scribe

Barnsley, England
Joined May 2008
Danny Jones retweeted
Computers are quite simple to explain. You see, they are just like the body. Let's start with the processor- that's the brain. The RAM, this I guess is also the brain. Now the hard drive, this too is the brain. The video card is more brain. Ok. I hope this has been helpful.
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If Delboy sold that antique watch for 6 million quid today he’d just about be able to buy his flat in Peckham.
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Why does this look like a thin version of me?
Incoming news for #TeamPixel, got my hands on the latest Google Pixel 8 Pro limited edition mint colour*, who’s joining me? 👀 #ad *Pixel 8 devices available in mint while stocks last
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I might have to wait 5410 years, but it’ll be worth it.
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Replying to @RishiSunak
The War on Pedestrians and Normal Life by Rishi Sunak and the motoring lobby.
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Off to make Dead Tycoon Manager
Most 'profitable' words in Steam game titles🤑 #gamedev #indiedev #indiegamedev
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The modern version of the adage should be “Don’t follow your heroes”. Most of mine have turned out to be problematic at best on social media.
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Not sure why cats love pooping in gravel so much. The only upside seems to be that the neighbours no longer talk to me.
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Danny Jones retweeted
One of my favorite books of any genre
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What the hell, Everyman Cinemas? I booked the last available seat for Tetris The Movie and the whole row disappeared.
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Danny Jones retweeted
I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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I know this
SGI's 3D File System Navigator (1993)
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What’s the name of that show where Pedro Pascal finds a young funny looking kid that’s special and grows to love them while transporting them across dangerous environments? – at Barnsley, England
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Already bored of “Anti Growth Coalition” – at Barnsley, England
NO TIME FOR LOVE DOCTOR JONES 🥹
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Danny Jones retweeted
“KIDS, leave the fecking sign in the kitchen where it belongs!”
Tory party, the decision is yours #giantdouchevsturdsandwich – at Barnsley, England
Didn’t expect a fire to be visible outside my bedroom window today. What once was a beautiful green hill is now a black charred mound.
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