just talking my stuff. he/him

Orlando, FL
Joined August 2017
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orange cats are so elite like sorry to the other cats but facts are facts
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my cat: i'm gonna freak out if i don't get food right now me: ok here's ur food my cat: lol. you fool. you fucking fool. i wasn't even hungry this whole time
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completely forgot it was September 11th yesterday. not very patriotic of me
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I wll order freedom fries today in penance
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In 1980, audiences delighted in watching the Blues Brothers ravage a shopping mall with a car. Today, we understand they were wrong to do so
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just realized Peggy Hill invented #TheRehearsal. Shame on you @nathanfielder
I legitimately cannot tell who the best main character on king of the hill is, but that is a good problem to have. My money is on Dale Gribble or Bobby Hill
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Someone made a mod where it replaces the meowing in Stray to Heavy Rain's infamous Ethan Mars yelling "JASON" LMAOOOOOOO
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Happy 25th Anniversary to PRINCESS MONONOKE.
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I just woke up from one of those weird naps that feel like you time traveled and came back all crooked
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my cat is being a complete lil asshole and will not let me sleep tonight
86%send thoughts
14%send prayers
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NYPD Finally Gets Confession From Serial Killer Thanks to Unorthodox New Interrogator hard-drive.net/nypd-finally-…
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I am delighted to unveil that ‘We Met in Virtual Reality’ will be premiering on @HBOMax, July 27th! The stunning new trailer was created by the amazing @HBODocs team, now showing exclusively on @IGN! Thank you to all who supported the film. Yay! 🎉 @WeMetinVRfilm #WeMetinVR
Check out the exclusive trailer for We Met in Virtual Reality, an upcoming HBO documentary filmed entirely inside VR worlds.
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why are all commercials: a.) way too damn loud b.) bad cover of a beloved song playing as someone drives an expensive car c.) trying to make me take drugs d.) Jake from state farm with some NBA star
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how many more shootings do we need to endure before something actually happens. my heart hurts every day for this country. the problem is obvious but doesn't seem like it will ever be addressed. this is depressing as hell
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there is a clear and pervasive illness in America that seems like no one is willing to even bother trying to solve. also! social media platforms have more money than nearly anyone in the world yet refuse to bother trying stem the tide of radicalization that led us to this place.
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fucking ban assault weapons!
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I know the January 6 hearings are a serious and important process but the concept of the president throwing a plate of chicken nuggets with ketchup at a wall is just objectively funny as shit
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like, come on. you can't pick a better dipping sauce? we got sweet and sour, honey mustard, buffalo
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making decisions for an entire nation and you can't come up with anything better than ketchup. and you have gold toilets? wtf dude
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