@daddacool

By day a mild mannered accountant. By night...asleep until the 3 kids wake me up anyway. Super powers include walking over Lego barefoot AND feeling NO pain!

 St Albans
daddacool.co.uk
Joined August 2009
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Daddacool retweeted
J.V. Jones
@julievj8 Sep 2025
Endlords is done and ready to leave the building! It's the best book in the Sword of Shadows series so far. @torbooks @orbitbooks #JVJones #Endlords #SOS
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Every time I butter a slice of bread I replay Ian Beale telling Cathy to spread it thin so it lasts longer. Try as I might, can't break this connection.
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Just shared my screen in a business meeting, and realised that my desktop was showing a google search for "where did Scrooge McDuck get his money?"
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When I send a work email to multiple people, I add their email addresses in the order of which of them I hate the least.
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350 dollars to go and see rkid in USA what a cunt when will it all stop as you were LG x
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Running through menopause: help and advice on how to navigate the challenges and emerge stronger trib.al/2czfjg1

What it means to run through menopause – and how to navigate the challenges

Supported by ongoing research and today’s more open conversation about this stage of life, menopausal runners can emerge stronger, healthier and happier in the long run

runnersworld.com
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In all my years working with retailers I have never had such an appalling experience as with @GardeningExpres. Clearly unable to fulfil orders (the name's a joke), no phone number and zero response to multiple requests for a refund. Avoid at all costs.
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Subscribe to our print magazine: the cheapest option is £1, and you get a whole lot of new film writing for your money... buff.ly/2qOnA6P
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Daddacool retweeted
Clive Glover@CliveBG8 May 2023
1st #Radlett #Scouts are looking for more adult leaders. As part of the #BigHelpOut you can come along to their HQ in Scrubbitts Park Road, Radlett today from 11am to 1pm to find out more
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Daddacool retweeted
non aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIder5 May 2023
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As a kid, I farted into a plastic film cannister and left it in a drawer for over a year, curious to know if it would still smell when opened. It did, but rather nice, like it had purified. Also I got a sense of time past that made me melancholy.
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Daddacool retweeted
Davram@davramdavram24 Apr 2023
This is what Tucker has done to people’s brains in his time at Fox News.
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There's a lot of outrage at this letter but it's important to be clear about why it's so wrong: Irish, Jews and Travellers have historically been raciallised as non-white or racially inferior. 'Whiteness' is not static (and in any case many Jews and Travellers are dark skinned) – at Tottenham, London
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Replying to @RichieFirth
I guarantee Spurs didn’t win.
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Morning everyone. Day 58 of #TwitterBirdsong. If yesterday's redstart is a bird of woods and uplands, its cousin the black redstart (in Britain, at least) is more a bird of inner city and industrial locations. (📷G Xulescu)
Robin-sized, black with a red tail. It's perched on a post.

ALT Robin-sized, black with a red tail. It's perched on a post.

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At the moment it's running at over 70% of Tory MPs who were voted in as Tories, and are paid as Tory MPs, are not saying they are Tory on their social media profile. What's more....many are also using the colour green on election leaflets!! Here are some more
TontKowalski@Tontkowalski3 Apr 2023
Replying to @carolvorders @Mandoline_Blue
Here are a few: Raab, Patel, Trevelyan, Jenkyns. Leadsom to follow.
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I don’t understand how @virginmedia can be down throughout the night and into the morning and no customer service accounts on Twitter can give an update. There must be someone who can get a phone signal and let us know what’s happening?
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Hi @SpotifyUK. Is your official stance, that my kids can’t be on my family plan because they only live with me at the weekends? Is that why they’ve been removed and blocked from re-joining for 12 months?
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So @thecure and @RobertSmith wanted to keep ticket prices at a reasonable level for fans on their upcoming North American tour dates. Of course @Ticketmaster absolutely rinsed them with ridiculous extra charges wtf even is a service fee or a facility charge or processing fee??
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Replying to @RishiSunak
Could you fax this over to me so I can scan it on my phone? – at Exeter, England
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