@daddacool

By day a mild mannered accountant. By night...asleep until the 3 kids wake me up anyway. Super powers include walking over Lego barefoot AND feeling NO pain!

 St Albans
daddacool.co.uk
Joined August 2009
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*Taps foot impatiently*. Come on @orbitbooks
J.V. Jones
@julievj8 Sep 2025
Endlords is done and ready to leave the building! It's the best book in the Sword of Shadows series so far. @torbooks @orbitbooks #JVJones #Endlords #SOS
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J.V. Jones
@julievj8 Sep 2025
Endlords is done and ready to leave the building! It's the best book in the Sword of Shadows series so far. @torbooks @orbitbooks #JVJones #Endlords #SOS
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Every time I butter a slice of bread I replay Ian Beale telling Cathy to spread it thin so it lasts longer. Try as I might, can't break this connection.
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Just shared my screen in a business meeting, and realised that my desktop was showing a google search for "where did Scrooge McDuck get his money?"
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When I send a work email to multiple people, I add their email addresses in the order of which of them I hate the least.
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350 dollars to go and see rkid in USA what a cunt when will it all stop as you were LG x
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I remember that period of time when Twitter was a nice place to be and not full of Elon inspired incels and racists #MyXAnniversary
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3 weeks into the school holidays, I've just washed a school shirt and two pairs of school trousers.*sigh*
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Running through menopause: help and advice on how to navigate the challenges and emerge stronger trib.al/2czfjg1

What it means to run through menopause – and how to navigate the challenges

Supported by ongoing research and today’s more open conversation about this stage of life, menopausal runners can emerge stronger, healthier and happier in the long run

runnersworld.com
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In all my years working with retailers I have never had such an appalling experience as with @GardeningExpres. Clearly unable to fulfil orders (the name's a joke), no phone number and zero response to multiple requests for a refund. Avoid at all costs.
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Subscribe to our print magazine: the cheapest option is £1, and you get a whole lot of new film writing for your money... buff.ly/2qOnA6P
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🕹🎮 RetroBoy Jon 🎮🕹@RetroBoyJon15 May 2023
Without saying how old you are, post a gif of a movie that came out the year you were born...
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We've got a cherry tree in our garden. For the third year in a row, it doesn't look like we'll have any cherries as a posse of pigeons are eating all the blossom :(
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Clive Glover@CliveBG8 May 2023
1st #Radlett #Scouts are looking for more adult leaders. As part of the #BigHelpOut you can come along to their HQ in Scrubbitts Park Road, Radlett today from 11am to 1pm to find out more
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As a kid, I farted into a plastic film cannister and left it in a drawer for over a year, curious to know if it would still smell when opened. It did, but rather nice, like it had purified. Also I got a sense of time past that made me melancholy.
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Davram@davramdavram24 Apr 2023
This is what Tucker has done to people’s brains in his time at Fox News.
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The 11 year old has taken to referring to women's chests as "bonkers" as in "Dad, you can't look at her bonkers [on the telly] because you're married to mum". I have no idea where this has come from.
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Daughter is throwing a massive strop this morning (over tired after D of E expedition). Do you think it'll improve things if I remotely play a song on her Google speaker? I was thinking: So Emotional or Mardy Bum. Maybe I'm only happy when it rains...
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There's a lot of outrage at this letter but it's important to be clear about why it's so wrong: Irish, Jews and Travellers have historically been raciallised as non-white or racially inferior. 'Whiteness' is not static (and in any case many Jews and Travellers are dark skinned) – at Tottenham, London
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